Play for Laughs week 9

If you stick your nose up at me I will grab your fur and pull your ear!! Take that Cat!!

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Well, honestly I don't see how a facelift would be necessary. You look so young to begin with!

Yes, indeed. You do have ear mites.

" Girl, I really think you need to take care if your brows. Yours are so last week"

Correct posture is everything, my friend.

When I first saw this picture, I immediately thought, "I've got you now, my pretty." Monkeys always remind me of Wizard of Oz.

I always thought we were first cousins, the resemblance is all there!

Your King hath word to say to yee!!

Yes, I think we can work with this. Were you wanting something more along the lines of Kim Kardashian or Eartha Kitt?

Come now, open wide.

I don't know?? Maybe they won't notice your not a monkey.

I was watching the Kung Pao movie for the nth time. Still it makes me laugh

I told you to wash behind your ears!

Yea I wanna hear a joke!!!

Yumm, those fleas taste good!

Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth...

OOOO ZEES IS MY NEW FREIND kytah00@yahoo.com

gmissycat

How's the new contacts working for ya?

I think it's time for more botox .
We need to get you an appointment
the sooner the better.
MCantu1019@aol.com

Do something about those ears, darling.

Now you listen to me...

Can you hear me now....

Is there a brain in there??

How did that banana get all the way down in your ear canal?

Monkey see. Monkey do.

Well, I don't actually see a brain, but I can't see all the way through to the other ear, so you must have something in there.

No, you will not leave until these ears have been washed.

Now, you DO know whiskers are so last year....this year the in thing is FLEAS!

If we take a little off the top here I think we can have you looking like a monkey in no time.

Hmmm, you don't look like my son at all...

Well my, if these aren't the cleanest, bug-free ears I ever did saw! Who does your flea and tick control?

Do I have spinach in my teeth?

You must be the black sheep of the family!

I'll have you looking like J-Lo any minute now!

Kelly Massman

kmassman gmail