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Project Runway: Week in Review...There's No Crying in Fashion.

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[Editor's Note: Again...BlogHer '11. Must fill Elisa's massive recapping shoes... So here's what I did. I brought in a professional.  Allow me to introduce Jessica Moss aka 50% of Leyendecker Los Angeles (the other half is Jessica's brilliant partner Lisa Guajardo) that stunning label you keep noticing in all those spreads of celebrity "get her look" in all those fashion-y magazines...you know...the print kind. That's, like, super big time.

Anyway, Jess and Lisa took Leyendecker from startup to Saks in a couple of years flat so I thought who better to judge the poor Project Runway Season 9 contestants than my dear, self made, most hilarious, snippiest friend, Miss (well..Mrs, but she kept her name, so Ms?) Jessica Moss. -- Morgan]

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It is 5am and I am watching the second episode of Project Runway’s 9th season.  Why am I watching the second episode of Project Runway’s 9th season at 5 O’CLOCK IN THE MORNING?  Oh, because I have to be in the office at 7:30am cuz we have to ship 700 blouses to Saks Fifth Avenue, interview a prospective new employee, give an interview to a respected blog, style looks for a runway show at Project Tradeshow in Vegas, write this re-cap, and design a Spring ’12 collection….today.  Succinctly put: my real life is Project Runway.  Except my life is not a competition, it’s my LIFE.

Obviously, I have a slightly different opinion of Project Runway than your average Josephine.  But since I’m short on time, let’s cut to the chase, shall we?

Episode 2: The Obligatory Get-Your-Materials-From-The-SOOO-Not-A-Fabric-Store Episode, aka Season 9 = pet store fashion.  (PS We still don’t know anybody’s name and we barely care about anyone, so I’m probably gonna refer to most people by a pigeon-holed stereotype instead of their names, cuz let’s be honest, it’s the ONLY way you’ll know who the eff I’m talking about, right?)

You should know two things about me: #1 I LOVE dogs, my company was founded because of 2 long-haired Chihuahuas.  My partner Lisa and I are SERIOUS dog freaks.  #2 I despise the obligatory get-your-materials-from-the-SOOO-not-a-fabric-store episode.  Do you know why?  Because it HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BUSINESS OF FASHION.  Nothing. Not one thing.  It is instead, the most awesome art project ever…but I assure you, making clothes out of items from a supermarket, pet store, Home Depot, does NOT qualify you as a legitimate fashion designer.  (That being said, these episodes are Lisa’s favorites, and she’s a real life fashion designer, so there you have it).

Not surprisingly, Old Guy feels very similarly about this challenge.  You know why?  Because he’s been a working designer in the industry for top American designers such as Bill Blass, Scaasi, and Halston…so he understands that this is not a measure of real-life skills.  All I have to say is thank god he had immunity, cuz damn…his shit stank this week.

Short Haired Artsy Girl (Fallene) had my favorite quote of the week in response to this challenge: “I don’t take fashion too seriously”.  Hmmmm, an omen of things to come?  Note to Short Haired Artsy Girl: you should take fashion a little bit MORE seriously if you actually plan on making a living as a designer as opposed to a hair stylist.  If I sound cruel, I don’t apologize.  This business is cut throat and beyond heartbreakingly difficult, so if you EVER plan on making it, you had better take it seriously (but not TOO seriously, cuz after all, it’s only clothes, not brain surgery, and if you’re gonna make it, you’re gonna get stomped on and have your heart ripped out and torn to shreds, so you can’t let that make you borderline suicidal.)

Can I just pause for one moment and say that Heidi’s hair looks fantastic this season?

Anyways, our designers go to the pet store to buy their materials, and we have the usual drama of “do I pick things made out of FABRIC or not?” and they all scramble back to the studio to begin working.  Can I say one thing here?  At the end of the day, it does not matter which materials you choose, all that matters is the look that walks down the runway.  If your dress is simply killer, NOBODY CARES ABOUT ANYTHING.  This is true of real life fashion as well.  Good is good, period.  Mediocrity will get you by for a while.  And bad is, and always will

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thejessicamoss 5 pts

And PPS lynzie, every other contestant did it without tears, and they were under the same stress. I said it in the post and I'll say it again, if you want nurturing critique, go read Tim's Take or whatever Tim Gunn's post is...my article is not that. Don't blame Blogher lynzie, you can go ahead and blame me directly...it simply wouldn't be right if Blogher censored their submissions.

thelovelynzie 5 pts

thejessicamoss I've been a BlogHer fan for a while now, and really, have never read an article that so directly attacks personal character. I admit that I don't read every single thing posted here, so that's probably an inaccurate statement. I will happily retract that bit of my comment. And yeah, I don't believe in censorship. As far as every other contestant doing it without tears, that part is not entirely true. It's just, not everyone was fortunate enough to have their tears be televised. Editing is a magical thing. However, I do agree that crying in the workplace is unprofessional, regardless of what one does for a living.

thejessicamoss 5 pts

thelovelynzie Furthermore, if these contestants wanted to be designers, they'd just go out there and be designers in the real world. But the reason this show does well is because it's just as much about them as people as it is about their designing abilities...you don't watch this show to see good designs - if you want that go to style.com - you watch this show to get to know these people and root for some and despise others for a myriad of reasons (bad design, bad personality, bad attitude, bad annoying habit of crying too damn much, whatever). How can you do a recap of the show and not comment about their personalities? Yes i know it is all in the editing. But come on, i'm not gonna hold their hands and braid their hair and tell ghost stories...i'm gonna tell it like it is. And if you think that is bullshit and mean, then it's a good thing you don't work in my industry.

thejessicamoss 5 pts

Here's the deal lynzie: you won't see me make a dress out of pet materials in a day, nor will you see me on project runway. Why? Because I am not a flawless seamstress and I would suck on that show, therefor I would never go on it (and believe me, I have been asked many many times by the producers and talent scouts to audition), but this is not my bag and I know it. I get that it's stressful, but honestly it is no more stressful than what any working designer has to do on any given day, and you gotta get the job done and try not to lose your shit. When I have a bad day at work (which usually means that hundreds of thousand of dollars are at stake, not dresses made out of kibble), I try to keep it together because I have to for the sake of my employees and my company. If and when I don't keep it together, anybody is welcome to give me shit for it. I did not sign up to do that on national television, but the day I do, you are welcome to judge me in anyway you see fit. Why? Because it's what I signed up for. I put my designs out there in the public to be judged, and you are more than welcome to judge them publicly if you like. (Perez Hilton just called my dress that Emma Roberts wore "hot and itchy". Whatever, that's part of my job, and putting it out there means it will get judged). PS you said you know me personally, forgive me but where do we know each other from? I'll look you up on Facebook. But anyways, if you know me personally, then you know that I am a total snarky judgemental biatch...I said it in the first paragraph of the article. and, hello lynzie? This is fashion! I double dog dare you to find a more judgmental industry! It is what we do. We make the things that go on your body, and like it or not, that image of yourself is projected to others before you open your mouth to say "hi". I'm sure Fallene is a lovely person in real life without editing, but she designed a shit dress. Sorry.

thelovelynzie 5 pts

I think that anything that is put out there for the world to see, be it a failed dress on a "reality" show, or a recap, or a comment about a recap, or a response to a comment about a recap, is done so with a certain amount of willingness to be judged. It's a worthy conversation, I think, because really, the show itself is about exploitation and sabotage, not really about fashion which, to me, is a bit of a travesty. I'd be much more interested in real challenges involving real designers making real clothes, as opposed to the circus that this season is shaping up to be. But that's just me. As far as how we know each other, I think that's been sorted, and indeed the world is small, especially when the world is called growing up in LA. And as for snark? I can dish it and I can take it, and it's all in the name of lively discussion. The dress was hideous, and I am in no way defending that piece of shit. And I'm not really defending Fallene, either. I hear you, and I'm not saying that I don't agree with a lot of what you presented in your article, but I would be a lot more interested in your technical expertise with regards to the garments as opposed to your views on the contestants as people. But, as we've established, that's not really what Project Runway is about, and probably not why you were asked to write a recap. It was funny as hell, but, in my opinion, read more like a judgement of character when I was hoping for a breakdown of the fashion. Or, in this case, the shocking lack thereof.

thejessicamoss 5 pts

i hear you. Here's the thing about Project Runway for ME, personally, as a designer: It's never really about designing so much as it's about the people or "characters". I mean, it's why they all live together, work together, have these crazy deadlines, crazy challenges, etc. Because ultimately, watching these people either crack or prevail is what will make for good television NOT the actual designs unfortunately. And because i am a designer, it's a different experience for me altogether. I believe that my article wasn't so much an attack on personal character as it was an attack on a person's personal ability to make it in the real fashion world (as seen through the edited eyes of Lifetime). Haven't you watched past seasons of Project Runway?! The judges ALWAYS question a good designer who has the wrong attitude or who cries too much, etc. They say that this person will never make it in the real industry. I mean, it is a real fact of life. If Fallene can't take criticism without crying, then girl is in the wrong fucking industry! When the Barney's buyer tells me that this season's collection sucks (and that has happened to me), i don't have the luxury of crying. I listen, i absorb, and i make damn fucking sure that next season's collection is gonna hang well at Barney's. If i started to cry, i open myself up to personal attacks. As for me not critiquing the clothes enough: like, what can i say about clothes made from shit out of the pet store? I'd be happy to give my professional opinion, but....like....i'm not a professional arts and crafts guru, i make clothes out of fabric that sell in stores. It's what i tried to say in my article: I hate these episodes because they virtually have nothing to do with fashion. Maybe you can convince Blogher to have me come back later in the season when the final people show at Bryant Park....I will have much more to say about design at that time. But at this point in the season, there isn't much to say until they weed out all the people who shouldn't be there in the first place.

Morgan Shanahan 6 pts

I think it's actually valuable to consider how unrealistic the challenges are...Fallene might not have melted down in a more real-life oriented situation...I dunno...I'm no fashionista, what do I know?!

Nobody wants to be Ethel 6 pts

Fallene really lost it. It's too bad, She was a cute girl and she was from Denver! You are right, there is no crying in fashion. What an interesting challenge this week! I like Bert and Ican tell Heidi does also. But he and Lukas did not play well together this week. Tsk, tsk. Heidi and Kim K saved Bert from the bottom two!

I was amazed that most of the designers worked well together even though the results were all over the place.

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Morgan Shanahan
Morgan Shanahan

lynzie - I didn't really think she was harsh at all. If I burst into tears at work, I'd expect to be judged for it too. And I'm not a reality show contestant...just a grown up.

Zulmara Maria Teixeira de Lima
Zulmara Maria Teixeira de Lima

ummm...sounds interesting...but not believable...

Tina DaBella
Tina DaBella

Every season they always have a "crier" cry when they win, cry when they lose, cry when they fall in the middle....LOL

Lynzie Anne
Lynzie Anne

What sucks about this is that I know both Jessica Moss and Fallene Wells personally. I think Jessica's words are unfairly harsh, and I think that Fallene did a great job under the circumstances. I'd love to see Miss Moss make a dress from pet store materials in a day, present it on a runway, and then suffer the criticism without tears. This is a bullshit article, reeking with judgement and snark. I expect more from you BlogHer.

Paulette Blanding-Freeman
Paulette Blanding-Freeman

I constantly use there's no crying in baseball!