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[Editor's Note: Again...BlogHer '11. Must fill Elisa's massive recapping shoes... So here's what I did. I brought in a professional. Allow me to introduce Jessica Moss aka 50% of Leyendecker Los Angeles (the other half is Jessica's brilliant partner Lisa Guajardo) that stunning label you keep noticing in all those spreads of celebrity "get her look" in all those fashion-y magazines...you know...the print kind. That's, like, super big time.
Anyway, Jess and Lisa took Leyendecker from startup to Saks in a couple of years flat so I thought who better to judge the poor Project Runway Season 9 contestants than my dear, self made, most hilarious, snippiest friend, Miss (well..Mrs, but she kept her name, so Ms?) Jessica Moss. -- Morgan]

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It is 5am and I am watching the second episode of Project Runway’s 9th season. Why am I watching the second episode of Project Runway’s 9th season at 5 O’CLOCK IN THE MORNING? Oh, because I have to be in the office at 7:30am cuz we have to ship 700 blouses to Saks Fifth Avenue, interview a prospective new employee, give an interview to a respected blog, style looks for a runway show at Project Tradeshow in Vegas, write this re-cap, and design a Spring ’12 collection….today. Succinctly put: my real life is Project Runway. Except my life is not a competition, it’s my LIFE.
Obviously, I have a slightly different opinion of Project Runway than your average Josephine. But since I’m short on time, let’s cut to the chase, shall we?
Episode 2: The Obligatory Get-Your-Materials-From-The-SOOO-Not-A-Fabric-Store Episode, aka Season 9 = pet store fashion. (PS We still don’t know anybody’s name and we barely care about anyone, so I’m probably gonna refer to most people by a pigeon-holed stereotype instead of their names, cuz let’s be honest, it’s the ONLY way you’ll know who the eff I’m talking about, right?)
You should know two things about me: #1 I LOVE dogs, my company was founded because of 2 long-haired Chihuahuas. My partner Lisa and I are SERIOUS dog freaks. #2 I despise the obligatory get-your-materials-from-the-SOOO-not-a-fabric-store episode. Do you know why? Because it HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BUSINESS OF FASHION. Nothing. Not one thing. It is instead, the most awesome art project ever…but I assure you, making clothes out of items from a supermarket, pet store, Home Depot, does NOT qualify you as a legitimate fashion designer. (That being said, these episodes are Lisa’s favorites, and she’s a real life fashion designer, so there you have it).
Not surprisingly, Old Guy feels very similarly about this challenge. You know why? Because he’s been a working designer in the industry for top American designers such as Bill Blass, Scaasi, and Halston…so he understands that this is not a measure of real-life skills. All I have to say is thank god he had immunity, cuz damn…his shit stank this week.
Short Haired Artsy Girl (Fallene) had my favorite quote of the week in response to this challenge: “I don’t take fashion too seriously”. Hmmmm, an omen of things to come? Note to Short Haired Artsy Girl: you should take fashion a little bit MORE seriously if you actually plan on making a living as a designer as opposed to a hair stylist. If I sound cruel, I don’t apologize. This business is cut throat and beyond heartbreakingly difficult, so if you EVER plan on making it, you had better take it seriously (but not TOO seriously, cuz after all, it’s only clothes, not brain surgery, and if you’re gonna make it, you’re gonna get stomped on and have your heart ripped out and torn to shreds, so you can’t let that make you borderline suicidal.)
Can I just pause for one moment and say that Heidi’s hair looks fantastic this season?
Anyways, our designers go to the pet store to buy their materials, and we have the usual drama of “do I pick things made out of FABRIC or not?” and they all scramble back to the studio to begin working. Can I say one thing here? At the end of the day, it does not matter which materials you choose, all that matters is the look that walks down the runway. If your dress is simply killer, NOBODY CARES ABOUT ANYTHING. This is true of real life fashion as well. Good is good, period. Mediocrity will get you by for a while. And bad is, and always will














