Pubes, bleach and chicken sh*t. Pretty much your normal Wednesday afternoon.

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Submitter Name: 
Rita Arens
Content Creator Name: 
Amanda Marie Penelope Westmont
Blog Name (if applicable, N/A if not): 
Mandajuice
Category: 
Humor
Description: 
Every sentence is comedy gold. I present: So here I am with a three-gallon IKEA trash can filled to the brim with pubes bleach. Which would totally clog the sink and/or overflow the toilet. My only solution is to dump it all down the shower drain (which I figure is designed for pubes-management in the first place.) The only problem - and it's a big one - is that the path from the bathroom door to the shower is basically a chicken-shit trail of tears.
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