Of Red Lights, Cell Phones and Kim Kardashian
The universe is a complex and mysterious place. Sometimes, like when I'm sitting at a red light waiting for it to turn green, I like to ponder it all. You know, those questions that seem like there is no easy answer. Things like:
Why is it that when I'm in a hurry I hit every single red light?
Why does my cell phone quit ringing the instant I fish it out of my purse?
Who gave the Kardashians two shows, and when can we stop trying to Keep Up With Them?
What? You're thinking I should wonder about the more serious things in life? Like, how to negotiate peace in the Middle East, perhaps? Once I figure out how to get my dogs to quit barking at the neighbor's dog I'll move on to the more complex issues. Until then, is it just me or does anyone else think that Mtv shouldn't use the words Reality and Jersey Shore in the same sentence?