Saturday Funnies LXXVIII
By Lucy's Reality on August 24, 2013
I got this Saturday Funny in my email inbox and laughed out loud. I couldn’t resist,I had to forward it on to some of my friends. I don’t forward many jokes anymore. It seemed to be a hit because I got a few replies from those friends expressing their enjoyment. One friend informed me that they heard the joke given in a wedding speech/toast. I thought that was great.
Where Has The Romance Gone?
A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, sent her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.”
The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:
I’m on the toilet. Please advise.
I hope you laughed