Man, if I were still living in New York City, I’d have crossed the bridge to New Jersey for this audition, as reported in New York magazine, and I don’t even like sports:

“Petra Pope noticed something funny during last season’s Nets halftime dance contests: ‘Whenever a senior citizen starts doing hip-hop moves, the crowd goes nuts.’ So Pope, the team’s director of entertainment, decided to assemble a senior dance team; tryouts were last week.”