Behold the perfect "Bershon", delivered with silent rage by Ms. Sarah Brown, circa early 1990s: "It was the last day of 8th grade, and my mother had the nerve to try and take my picture before I flounced out of the house with my yearbook and purse. This face says, 'GOD! I am WAY TOO BUSY having a mouthful of braces and a hot-rolled ponytail to smile for you, Mom! GOD!'"