Does anyone remember what Facebook used to be like? I do. There weren't a bazillion add-ons that required your social security number, address, and blood type in order to use them. There also weren't pages sponsored by Apple, the CW (formerly the WB), the NBA, and Hillary Clinton.

Most importantly, no one but COLLEGE STUDENTS was allowed to use it. It was so cool. We were all in a special little group.

"Hey, are you on Facebook?"
"Why, yes, I am."