I am 36 years old, and I sleep with a teddy bear. I got said bear to replace a very old, very scratchy stuffed cat which I realized was actually beginning to disturb my sleep with its scratchiness. Seems I've always slept with something or someone - when I don't have a man to cuddle with, then teddy just has to do.

Is that completely absurd? Because I do. I sleep with a teddy bear.