I have a confession to make to you guys. Even though this year's Super Bowl was the most watched game ever, with about 97.5 million viewers, I was not one of those people watching.

I know. I can't believe it either. I LOVE the Super Bowl. I love Super Bowl parties. I even had one planned. Ack! I even called my buddy Beth un-American for scheduling her twins birthday party during the game. In fact, I am still in favor of making Super Bowl Monday a national holiday.

So you probably want to know what earth shattering event caused me to miss the big game.