Due to a horrific TV-tragedy (namely Bones, How I Met Your Mother and Dancing with the Stars all broadcasting between 8-9PM on Monday night, leading my TiVo to NOT record DWtS) I had to watch DWtS on abc.com. I'm grateful that method exists, but let's just say it's not quite as efficient as watching it with TiVo clicker merrily beeping in my hand.

So, I'm gonna make this quick and try to get my predictions in before I see an East Coast spoiler anywhere.

1. Mario & Karina danced the Samba