Almost exactly one year ago, my husband and I stuck a FOR SALE sign in the yard of our starter home and made an offer on our current home. Okay, we actually did it the other way around (we signed a contract on this house and then prayed we would sell the other house quickly, which we did, fortunately) but you get the idea. We had big plans for this new house, because as I told my next door neighbor, this is the Last House. The only place I'm going from here is the mortuary, or possibly the retirement home.