You may know Inappropriate Woman. She could be your neighbor, a
friend's mother or even your own mother or mother-in-law. Usually, you
come face to face with Inappropriate Woman at the worst times. It's
part of Mom's Law.

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Inappropriate Woman: "Oh, hi, honey, how are you?"

Me: "Hi--"

IW:
"Look at your son's hair! Tsk, tsk. He needs a haircut. He looks like a
girl. How long are you waiting to cut it, till it's down to his
shoulders?"