I'm hungry. Really hungry for whatever reason and yet I want nothing healthy. No, instead I want to keep popping mini chocolate covered donuts into my mouth without even taking an initial bite. I want to suck on chocolate covered malt balls until their disintegrate in my mouth. I want to cook up a pot of mac and cheese with hot dogs sliced into it like my mom used to make and rest it on my chest as I lounge by the TV. In other words, I want to eat crap.