Seven Gifts For Yourself He'll Love
Face it, you're naughty. You could buy him a pair of cufflinks or a shirt or something, but you're more interested in buying something for yourself first. Yes, I know. I too have been on Santa's coal list for decades. Don't worry, I've got you covered. When it comes to getting in the holiday spirit, I know just where to go to get my seasonal bedtime get-ups. Wait, did I say I had you covered? Just barely.
Stretch Velvet Santa Coat
This cozy little Santa coat ($64) is made of stretchy red velvet to accentuate the curves. The bell sleeves and hoody are trimmed in soft white marabou. The coat ties on the inside and comes with a big pleather belt for some extra pizazz. Perfect with those thigh high boots you splurged on last month. Don't worry, I won't tell.
Naughty or Nice Bra, Skong and Bolero Set
If I'm to be perfectly honest, it took me a while to understand what a "skong" was. It's like a skort, only instead of skirt-short, it's a skirt-thong. Get it? I know, right? Genius. The halter ($28), skong ($24) and bolero ($32) are made of red velvet with a snow-leopard faux fur trim for a perfect holiday Little Red Riding Ho-look. Just what you need to get the party started with your honey at the end of a stressful day with the relatives. Get the set.
Elf Dress with Deluxe Swan Feathers
Maybe red isn't really your color. Don't panic: there's always green. Specifically, elf green. This little number ($250) made in sparkle velvet with fluffy swan feathers at the sleeves and neck is jagged at the bottom and laced in the front to really showcase your assets. The belt alas, is sold separately ($50)-- as are the (adorable? Ridiculous? Not sure) elf boots ($68).
Mistletoe Strapless Corset
It's a red velvet corset trimmed in white marabou ($225), what other kind of selling point could I possibly offer you? I don't know about you, but corsets are a brilliant idea for any romantic getaway that involves copious quantities of delicious food. Just a thought.
Sheer mesh and delicate French lace bring a touch of fire to the holiday. This set is right up there with a hot fire and an alpaca rug. You've heard the saying "less is more," right? Exactly like that. Literally: Bra ($220), panties ($220) and babydoll ($690).
Yeah, yeah, I know, we have budgets. Still, those have to be the sexiest panties I have seen anywhere in a long time.
Stretch Velvet Gift Set
We've done it at one point or another: thrown a bow on and declared ourselves a gift. It's silly when you spell it out like that, but it works. Simplicity is often the fastest path to feeling sexy. But just in case you're a fan of the slightly more complex, this outfit's ($38) right up your alley: strapless velvet top, satin bow collar and -- get this -- panties with Velcro. No need to worry about ripping it right off!
Holiday Bow V-String
Was the Velcro too much? Maybe you like to keep it simple and just put a bow on it. No problem. Check out this glorious thong. Nothing but string, accented on the back with a gigantic red satin ribbon ($14.50) and just begging to be unwrapped. Simple is good.