Spring Cleaning

Are monkeys more sexually evolved than we are?

Listener Question:  Tell me, why does dropping one’s drawers have to be the line of demarcation? Is that really the point of no return? If so, then why do you consider it as such? My studies of aboriginal Polynesian societies have led me to delve into customs of touching in other nearly nude societies, including those of primates, with whom we share 98% of our DNA. These societies have no drawers to drop, yet raised peaceful, sexually wise kids.Maryanne Answer: Good question: what about dropping one’s drawers creates such a hard line?...more

"Got Milf? - A Mommalogue" by Sarah Maizes

"Got Milf?"  You should!  This is a link to the video of my performance of my "Mommalogue" (I made up that word...so proud of it), which I performed for "Expressing Motherhood" here in LA last month.Send this video to your girlfriends, sisters, aunts (yes...maybe even your own mother) and let them know it's time for Milf's EVERYWHERE to stand up and be counted!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYJ8PL6OxxI(F.Y.I., there is no inappropriate material contained on the video - but the language is a little "sassy")....more

Cheers to you, my "anyway friend"

Sometimes, those little television shows stacked up in my DVR queue actually teach me a life lesson. To those people who say TV fries the brain, well, with all due respect – you are wrong. Big time. Case in point: Maya’s wedding scene on Private Practice. Season 3, Episode 15. Sam, Maya’s father, makes this toast at the reception: ...more

I did bawl watching Sam, and I also bawled while typing this blog post. And again when I ...more

Boyfriend Refuses To Give An Inch

Why is it when you know you’re right and your boyfriend’s wrong, he refuses to give an inch? Why won’t he listen to you when it’s obvious he messed up?   ...more

Money-Saving Tips for Long Distance Lovers

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Jungle Fever - Who's The Biggest Cheat-ah?!!

 Ladies, it was just this past weekend that I found myself in the middle of a heated debate with both men and women who shared different views about a topic that is very very argumentative...and that is...When it comes to relationships, who are the biggest cheaters?!...more

Be a Woman Who Knows That She is Enough

 Your fear of being rejected because you are imperfect is exactly what is getting you rejected....more

Oral Reciprocation and the Art of Going Downunder

It’s been brought to my attention recently that a growing number of sexually active men don’t understand the concept of Oral Reciprocation. These men, mostly in their twenties, attempt to convince their ladies, in a variety of ways, to perform oral gratification on their ever yearning penises. They’ll promise dinner at that restaurant she’s been nagging about.  They’ll commit to going to her nephews 7th birthday party.  They’ll even promise to invite her annoying brother over to watch the game, if only she’ll take his favorite tool from hand to mouth.  They beg, plead and even blackmail their way in but when she says “I will if you will” they back stroke like a high strung Olympiad on steroids....more