Was she seriously talking about TOILET PAPER?! "Ugh!" she thought. "I can't stand myself right now!" This is what marriage does to you, she realized. Totally normal, mundane things you'd never bother people about like how you like your towels folded, how you like your bed made, how you love your toilet paper origamied in every bathroom of your house, and so on, all become huge diplomatic concerns subject to discussion and negotiation. Before you know it, you're talking everyone's ears off about it. Read more >