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Sex-and-the-Citying Yourself: Changing Your Face With Photoshop

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Back when I first started watching Sex and the City with my girlfriends, we were all single and in our first city apartments (fine, our city was Washington, D.C., but don't let the dowdy politicians fool you -- our Cosmos are strong). We'd gather at Amy's place and eat a late dinner, bitching about our boyfriends or jobs -- just like Carrie, Miranda, Samantha and Charlotte.

Fast-forward from 1998 to 2010. Everyone in my original group is now married and all have at least one child. We also have gray hairs (that we either dye or leave natural), eye wrinkles, saggy boobs, and flabby stomachs. Such is life -- it's what happens when the city girls age and move out to the suburbs. Which is not to say that we've let ourselves go and are sitting around in frumpwear. I still run three miles a day -- as I did back in 1998 -- and I always look for a nice, supportive bra. But still, age happens.

Unless you're Carrie, Miranda, Samantha, or Charlotte, who are either the ladies time forgot (and they certainly don't look 12 years older) or have been airbrushed beyond belief on the movie poster for the latest Sex and the City movie.

Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall and Kristin Davis on the set of Sex and the City 2

Calliope from Creating Motherhood noticed the same thing and commented about it in a recent post. "It is a beyond laughable fail in photo-shopping. Honestly, the poster is a bit bananas. The women have been tinkered with from head to toe and the result is a bit freaky."

To point out how easy it is to Photoshop oneself, Calliope posted a before and after picture. She took a new pictures to update her Twitter profile before the BlogHer conference, figuring that people would be more likely to look up at her face than down at the plaid shoes that are her current profile picture. But then she started tinkering with it, changing her hair color, eyelashes, and chin. The change is startling.

I talked with Calliope about how she felt seeing her face Sex-and-the-Citified on the computer screen.

How easy is it to Photoshop your own picture? How long did it take for you to go from before to after?

It was surprisingly easy to do the Photoshopping. If you asked me to tell you five things about my face that bothered me, I could tell you twenty. I know where every dark circle and zit is. I felt this amazing sense of glee to erase or fix the flaws, and I spent about an hour moving things around on my face like it was a slider puzzle. Then I couldn't find anything left to tweak or change and all I could do was stare at the creature I had created.

How did you feel seeing yourself so enormously changed?

It made me laugh, and it made me feel a bit grossed out. The tool I used for most of the morphing is literally called "liquefy," so nothing about my face had any connection to my reality. I was liquid. But then I found myself appreciating (for lack of a better word) some of the "fixes" I had done. I liked that my teeth looked so straight and so blindingly white. I liked that my hair was no longer gray and brassy red. I liked that my skin was smooth and felt like my eyes looked glamorous. I feel sort of silly to admit, but I really did like those individual things -- but the conglomerate was a total, freakish mess.

How did you feel looking in the mirror afterward?

I did spend some time this morning cursing at the gray hairs, but I felt a sense of ownership to my face that I don't think I have felt before. The teeth could get bleached and the hair could get dyed, but all of the other things on my face: the freckles, the dark circles under my eyes, the extra chins -- that's

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Just_Margaret 5 pts

Well, there's something to be said for "Try Before You Buy!"

~Margaret

Just Margaret ( http://maurhoffbarney.blogspot.com )

Melissa Ford 5 pts

I have to admit that now that I know how to do it, I do think I'll remove a strange shadow or remove a zit. I think there's a difference between making the photo look better and making yourself look wholly different.

Melissa writes Stirrup Queens ( http://stirrup-queens.com ) and Lost and Found ( http://lostandfoundandconnectionsabound.blogspot.c... ). Her book is Navigating the Land of If ( http://thelandofif.blogspot.com/ ).

Melissa Ford 5 pts

She definitely is someone you want to chat with at Starbucks and I second that I like the top shot better. I think she is beautiful just the way she is.

Melissa writes Stirrup Queens ( http://stirrup-queens.com ) and Lost and Found ( http://lostandfoundandconnectionsabound.blogspot.c... ). Her book is Navigating the Land of If ( http://thelandofif.blogspot.com/ ).

Melissa Ford 5 pts

Though I have to admit that Calliope taught me yesterday how to use photoshop and the first thing I did was remove the grey from my hair in a headshot. I then put the pictures side-by-side and thought, "damn, I would look much younger with the grey out." And it made me wonder if I wanted to make it more permanent than just in a photo.

Melissa writes Stirrup Queens ( http://stirrup-queens.com ) and Lost and Found ( http://lostandfoundandconnectionsabound.blogspot.c... ). Her book is Navigating the Land of If ( http://thelandofif.blogspot.com/ ).

Melissa Ford 5 pts

Because of all those blemishes on the faces of...five year olds. That's really sad. I want to remember exactly what my kids looked like--scrapes and all.

Melissa writes Stirrup Queens ( http://stirrup-queens.com ) and Lost and Found ( http://lostandfoundandconnectionsabound.blogspot.c... ). Her book is Navigating the Land of If ( http://thelandofif.blogspot.com/ ).

MrsDay 5 pts

I usually Photoshop my online pics. Not much, just an action that softens a little. I don't change my features. I don't make myself look different. If I did, I'm sure my real-life family and friends would make sure I knew about it!

lalagirl727 5 pts

A few months ago, someone landed on my site doing a search for nose jobs. (I'm not even sure why, Google is weird like that.) I ended up clicking a few links from the same search string and found a gallery of "after shots" from a young woman who recently had a nose job. I was SO SAD to see how she looked - she went from having a perfectly nice Roman nose to looking just basic and ordinary. Her face had character before, and she went through a lot of pain and suffering (and cash!) to remove it.

Faces aren't supposed to be perfect. Her face in the before pic looks kind, healthy, bright. Like someone you'd love to chat with at Starbucks. In the after, she looks a little freaky!

Just_Margaret 5 pts

I might Sex-and-the-Citify my photo for kicks, but I don't think it would affect the way I see myself, or the way I would want to see myself. Like you, Melissa, I see my greys (and my little lines) as badges declaring that I've really lived my life, and I don't think I look much different, aside from the aging factor, than I did 10 or 15 years ago.

~Margaret

Just Margaret ( http://maurhoffbarney.blogspot.com )

JennaHatfield 10 pts

Again, the fact that air brushing is an option on elementary school photos is a huge red flag that something is wrong.

That said, I've had gray since I was 18. EIGHTEEN. I dye it. BUT. I am busy and long periods of time pass between my dye jobs. As such, there's always visible gray. Oh well.

Jenna Hatfield (@FireMom ( http://twitter.com/FireMom )), from Stop, Drop and Blog ( http://stopdropandblog.com ) and The Chronicles of Munchkin Land ( http://thechroniclesofmunchkinland.com ), is a freelance writer and newspaper photographer.

Melissa Ford 5 pts

And probably more beautiful in that realness?

Melissa writes Stirrup Queens ( http://stirrup-queens.com ) and Lost and Found ( http://lostandfoundandconnectionsabound.blogspot.c... ). Her book is Navigating the Land of If ( http://thelandofif.blogspot.com/ ).

miavitadolce 5 pts

I was channel surfing one day and came across this show "Who Do You Think You Are" and Sarah Jessica Parker was tracing her family roots. For the first time ever she looked like a woman who is in her mid 40's, she wasn't all dolled up and she wasn't wearing a ton of makeup to hide every imperfection. It's the 1st time I have ever seen her looking so real.

Grace - La Mia Vita Dolce - http://gracessweetlife.com