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Valentine's Day Confessions of a Non-Chocoholic

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I can trace this dislike of chocolate back to my childhood. Months after Halloween and Christmas, you could still find me with holiday chocolate stashed away, at least the chocolate that my family didn't find and steal. I rarely ate more than the ears on my Easter bunnies. (What is about the ears? You just have to nibble on them.) And Valentine's Day? Well, I have to say it was easy to figure out which boyfriend didn't listen to me when he showed up with a box of chocolates, expecting me to be thrilled. Ditto the guy who bought me a chocolate birthday cake.

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Not liking chocolate makes me a horrible dinner guest. Everyone is supposed to like chocolate so it's the perfect dessert for company but nothing makes my heart sink faster than being at someone's place for dinner and having them pull out what they consider to be the crowing glory of their meal -- a concoction that never seems to involve less than five different kinds of chocolate. No, I don't tell my host in advance that I don't like chocolate. I'm really not a dessert person in general, and I don't see why people should alter their dessert plans just for me. Once people get past the chocolate thing, they have an even harder time believing that I don't want dessert at all. I've been going over to a friend's place for dinner almost once a month for the last several years, and it's only been in the last year that they've finally embraced that I really mean it when I say I don't often eat dessert.

I know I'm not alone. I know there are others out there, you just need to look for us. See how Barb, Madeline and Sarah all sneak it into their posts? That's how we work. We like to slide it in there under the radar and hope that nobody really notices.

Will I eat chocolate? Sometimes. I can appreciate a nice dark chocolate and I have a soft spot for Kit-Kats since they remind of eating lunch with my best friend in high school. Chocolate just very rarely something I seek out. Whether or not you like something is a preference and I just don't see not liking chocolate any different than not liking oranges or apples. I'm perfectly ok with it -- I just wish everyone else were, too.

Is there something that everyone seems to love but you don't?

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey and Sassymonkey Reads.

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Denise 9 pts moderator

I'm adding it to my wish list!

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suzstreats 5 pts

I like chocolate chip cookies but only if it's more cookie than chocolate. A Dove caramel bite-sized candy is great; a big chocolate bar, gross. Glad to hear I'm not the only one!!

http://suzstreats.blogspot.com

sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

More than you because I'll eat some commercial chocolate. Not M&Ms though. Ugh. No thanks.

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

I've seen a few reviews of that around. Don't you love it when friends get published?

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

I think it was because it was just bad dark chocolate. It just taste bitter. But a good quality dark chocolate? I can get behind that. A bar of it will still last me months and months though.

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

I think they must put crack in them because I also cannot resist them.

I like a slice of pie now and then but that's it, just one slice. It used to drive my mother crazy because she'd make a kind that I'd like and I'd just eat one piece of it.

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

Who don't like pizza, or at the very least very, very particular about their pizza.

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

JennaHatfield 10 pts

Yeah, I don't like chocolate either. I don't 100% dislike it. Meaning that I'll eat some brownie batter when I'm making something for the boys. But I absolutely don't like commercial candy (M&M's, Hershey, etc).

Contributing Editor Jenna Hatfield (@FireMom ( http://twitter.com/FireMom )) blogs at Stop, Drop and Blog ( http://stopdropandblog.com ) and The Chronicles of Munchkin Land ( http://thechroniclesofmunchkinland.com ). She is a freelance writer and photographer.

mashadutoit 5 pts

A friend of mine (Jesse Breytenbach) created a graphic novel around this theme called
"I dont like chocolate".

Here is a quote from a review: "I Don't Like Chocolate is about our complex relationship with food. The book's heroine haunts the elegantly-drawn, arresting panels, confronting hidden raisins, fighting off ninja cookies, savouring the restorative qualities of tea, and working out why mac’n’cheese makes her feel warm’n’fuzzy. With stories this sweet and satisfying, who needs chocolate?"

http://www.jessebreytenbach.co.za/gallery/comics/

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XJ4JBrKRISQ/R9VP3hqGRmI/... ( http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XJ4JBrKRISQ/R9VP3hqGRmI/... )

southernfairytale 5 pts

I do not seek out chocolate however, I will savor a good dark chocolate like nobody's business.

I am quite picky about chocolate and if you offer me milk or white, you obviously don't know me at all.

I think Kit Kats are yummy.

texasebeth 6 pts

Once in a blue moon I crave it but otherwise I'm okay without chocolate. Well, except for Cadbury Creme Eggs only available at Easter and chocolate covered cherries which I only get at Christmas.

I'm not a big pie person. Can't stand pumpkin pie, will eat pecan pie or maybe apple but othewise, meh.

Elizabeth

@texasebeth ( http://twitter.com/texasebeth )  and My Life, such as it is.... ( http://texasebeth.blogspot.com )

tangerinemonday 5 pts

The one thing everyone seems to love that I don't is pizza. I just don't like it.