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You meet the nicest people on BlogHer.

Interacting as we do, Chattering back and forth across the virual back fence, we learn much about life and each other. Meeting for coffee, or other beverages way before 5 o'clock, secrets flow out into cyberspace and find a home with real eyes, listening ears and open hearts.

That's how I learned about the new women's skating craze, Roller Derby.

Testudo, the University of Maryland Diamondback Terrapin
mascot, says Portlandia is alive and well in College Park.

 

Today I went over to the University of Maryland and found an annex to Portland, Oregon, reminiscent of the new comedy show, Portlandia. Like Sue in the video from the Sunbonnet Smart post on Surprise Birthday Parties, I was SO EXCITED! Looking around at class change when students are rushing to get from their last class to their next class, I saw pretty girls in big black glasses, flannel shirts that still look fly, clowns and the Dream of the 90s being alive and well in College Park. Chalk one up for the East Coast!

Probably because of the 50° weather, right on the mall in front of the Administration Building I was able to see many free spirits. I saw men wearing athletic shorts made of the Maryland State flag and throwing Frisbees. Up near McKeldin Library, I witnessed students setting up waist high tightropes between trees, getting on them while kneeling to balance, then raising up to a standing position to walk back and forth. H-m-m-m, don't see THAT everyday. It was my own little slice of innovative youth and zest for living.

On a spring day in February, University of Maryland, College
Park, tightrope walkers appear to hover above the ground.

 

Things were going pretty well as we went to the Student Union Co-op to get healthy organic food and deepen our Portlandia visuals. Tattoos, piercings, wild leggings, torn clothing and dreadlocks greeted us as we got close to the Co-op. It was a wonderful feast of individuality, except that in being individual in the same way, most of the students looked pretty much alike. I am still working on analyzing this paradoxical quandary.

So, there we were in the Co-op waiting for handmade Indian Samosas, carrying them to the cashier and checking out, when I saw it: a box of free handouts on the counter

Free handouts! I LOVE free information and in flipping through these handouts I was seeing fliers for musical groups, massage therapy and...WAIT A MINUTE!...What is THIS!?!?!? A green and red postcard with the words ROLLER DERBY on it!?!?!?

A postcard from check-out tells the RollerGirl's tale.

 

So unusual! And then I notice the "Fra-gi-le" Lamp from the movie A Christmas Story with a roller skate on it. And look, the words "Flat Track." Oh no! For Heaven's sake! This looks like that Roller Derby stuff that BlogHer blogger Laine is always writing about.

My eyes widened as I took in the card, right there on the front was a snappy logo saying "RollerGirls" with the Washington family coat of arms flippantly placed on her cheek.  In fact, cheeky is how she looks and how she gives us the "come-on" to meet her at the flat track referred to in the schedule of derby events. One thing for sure, Roller Derby must be taking over the country.

BlogHer Blogger ElaineR.N. has a friend with a daughter who was on a roller derby team and when we looked at her video clip, there was the women skating with one of the teams being from Baltimore.  So, if Washington, DC has teams and Baltimore has teams...this thing is up and coming, and probably has been, as Laine says since the early 2000s. I'm just crawling out from under my rock to find out about it.

Ralphie is the boy who says, "All I want is an Official Red
Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!"


Well, everybody these days is organized and roller derby has it's own association, the WFTDA, Women's Flat Track Derby Association. And, flat track, that's the amazing difference for me. I can't imagine roller derby on anything but a track with banked curved sides. I watched roller

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Laine Griffin 357 pts

OMG, this is what happens when I live under a ROCK!!! Thanks so much for the shout out, Robin, and all the love here is so AMAZING!

I want you all to come here to see me skate so bad! Hopefully when I start competing we can get some videos posted. It will be EPIC!

SunbonnetSmart.com 610 pts

Laine Griffin YAY! LAINE! We have all been waiting for you to appear! The party girl of the moment and a BIG moment it is. Glad you were surprised. That will teach you to leave us alone for too long. Much Love, Fondly, Robin

isthisthemiddle 1030 pts

Make my pink bonnet extra large, please. I used to love ice skating, but the little bit of roller skating I did seemed harder! Roller Derby is taking over the country-- saw a story on our local news about women in roller derby matches here in our small city. They were having fun!

SunbonnetSmart.com 610 pts

isthisthemiddle One extra large pink sunbonnet coming up! This Roller Derby thing is AMAZING. I am so glad I know about it. I can appear social at parties. :) If we can't skate, we can YELL! Thanks, Melanie! Fondly, Robin

Bad Luck Detective 121 pts

I'm 50 and own roller skates. I lived on them as a child and continue to love them as an adult. There are now break away rinks for traveling roller derby and I dream of being on a team. I will continue to dream but thanks for writing about this great sport. Love it!

Bad Luck Detective 121 pts

P.S. Mine are Sketchers roller skates.

SunbonnetSmart.com 610 pts

Bad Luck Detective Suzie! So good of you to show up as we are going to be SO ROWDY cheering for Laine in our pink tutus and fishnets, we're going to need police protection.Yes! We can dream on and Laine is going to skate for us. Then we're all going to take a victory lap around the rink with our walkers...wheezing all the way! Woo-Woo! Go Lainey! Glad you like skating, Suzie and are with us. Come back anytime! Fondly, Robin

cookingwithkary 126 pts

Hey Robin, omg those posters are to die for! Love them!

I will start shopping for my pink tutu and I think black fish nets would complete the outfit, oh and maybe a funky shirt!

I am ready to cheer lanie on, I loved watching roller derby when I was young.

SunbonnetSmart.com 610 pts

cookingwithkary KARY! Hi! So glad you like these images. They're postcards and I picked up several. If you want to friend me and we e-mail, I will send you one, if you want. I am getting excited about this! Laine's going to have lots of support when we show up! BTW...where IS Laine!?!? I hope we haven't scared her away!!!! Love you! Fondly, Robin

cookingwithkary 126 pts

SunbonnetSmart.com

Heading over to your blog now. Hugs, Kary

elaineR.N. 512 pts

Sorry, I said that harshly. The error was that my daughter doesn't compete in the roller derby. However, you never know what the future may bring.

HomeRearedChef 1534 pts

elaineR.N. Adding a little hot sauce to your comments, Elaine? Just kidding! I couldn't even detect harsh in there. :)

I just wanted to add my 2-cents worth here. LOL!

elaineR.N. 512 pts

HomeRearedChef When I sprinkle on the Hotchi chotchi sauce, all will know it!

SunbonnetSmart.com 610 pts

HomeRearedChefelaineR.N. Virginia, your 2 cents is worth a dollar!

SunbonnetSmart.com 610 pts

elaineR.N. Hey, Elaine! I didn't see it as harsh....I'm so happy to have comments...anything good friends say is fine. Thanks for being so thoughtful! Fondly, Robin

elaineR.N. 512 pts

Love this post, but I need to correct your misinformation. While my daughter is quite an accomplished and fearless woman in her own right (she is an Air Force pilot), she is NOT a Roller Derby Queen. I have a friend's daughter who was a Roller Derby Star in the UK. She recently retired from that endeavor, but gave her mom and dad lots of joy watching her compete.

Enjoyed your post, as always. Will let you know when I get close to Maryland and I hope you do the same when you roll on down to NC.

SunbonnetSmart.com 610 pts

elaineR.N. WoW! I REALLY got the wrong idea. Your daughter's skates are jet wheels! I'm glad you came to visit as I want to link to your clip, but even with a ridiculous amount of time spent...I couldn't find your comment with your video. If you have a minute to send the link, I still will. AND, I can edit the mistake...Tee-Hee...It will be like it never happened...Yes...let's get together...it's bound to happen sooner or later and I am counting the days. Much Love, Fondly, Robin

HomeRearedChef 1534 pts

I'm thinking we should all get together and put on the hot pink hats victorias_view suggests and and go see Laine on her roller blades to cheer her on. I think that is a great plan! :)

Loved your post, Robin. Very cool!

BIG hugs Amiga,

victorias_view 2007 pts moderator

HomeRearedChef I think that is an excellent idea ;)

victorias_view 2007 pts moderator

I think when you got to watch Laine skate you should rock a hot pink bonnet ;)

SunbonnetSmart.com 610 pts

victorias_view How will she know it's me? But no, seriously folks, that's a GREAT idea. Oh YOO-Hoo, Crazy Eyeris!