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I last purchased a new bathing suit a few years back. It was around the time that "distressed" clothes were quite popular. I think I may have inadvertently purchased a distressed bathing suit because whenever I put it on I hear crying! I find this quite annoying and tell myself to quit whining but I don't listen. A friend suggested that skinny-dipping would put an end to the annoying whining.... Thus here is my Doctor Seuss inspired reply to my friend:
No skinny-dipping. Not for me.
55 is frightening, you see.
Not in a lake, near wooded park.
Not in the pool, after dark.
Not in the shower, late at night.
At 55, "things" just ain't right!
Not with belly fat and sagging rear.
No skinny-dipping for me, my dear!
No skinny-dipping, even for fun.
Not under threat of a knife or a gun.
Not in summer. Never in fall.
Ugly naked is against the law!
By: JMJ
