A few random offerings from the mouths of my kids: The Kay and Magpie Edition
4pm, Monday afternoon, February, 2009Vignette I:Magpie: The party has been cancelled.Kay: Why! Why has the party been cancelled?Magpie: Because my Aunt is coming over. I didn't know she was coming over, I just found out she was, so we'll have to have the party another day. For those of you who don't know, an Aunt is your mother's, mother's, mother's sister."Vignette II:Magpie: I need to look pretty. VERY pretty.Kay: Why?Magpie: I'm getting married. Today!Vignette III:Magpie: This is mine! And I also need lots and lots of trains.Kay: That's OK. I have three mountains.A few minutes later...Magpie: Kay, can I have a triangle?Kay: No! I told you I need three mountains!A few more minutes later...Magpie: Are you sure you don't have just one triangle I could have?Kay: No!Magpie: Are you sure?