Housekeeping! (A List in Accented English)
* Yes, I did in fact say that in my head with an exaggerated Spanish-accented English voice.
* Because I can.
* If you don’t laugh, you’re actually hurting my feelings.
* Things are insane.
* Hence, the list.
* Turns out you guys are all Made of Awesome.
* Why, you ask?
* Because 418 of you signed my Change.org petition to get Disney to drop the sex kitten crap with Merida.
* It’s too late.. . .