I May Need an Exorcism

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Guys, I have a condition. I don't know the legit psychological medical terminology for it, but it is probably something like talksabouttheirimaginarydickmorethantheyshould-ia.I'm not even joking.I bring up my nonexistent dick in casual conversation a lot.Just now I mentioned to Jess that some tables at the bar needed to be wiped off. What I actually said was "I could wipe those off with my dick. I can make my own sanitizer."Why on Earth would I say that? . . .

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