Motherhood Is Often Inconvenient
I asked Fi (who is 10) if she wanted me to take her to see The Lorax at the movie theater. She said no because she doesn’t like movie theaters. Not liking to go to the movies is one of the things about her that I put in the category, Convenient Things That Other Kids Like But Mine Doesn’t, which includes the following: cereal sandwiches McDonald’s peanut butter wearing jeans movie theaters riding in cars with leather seats These . . .