My Name Is NOT CLARICE
iTunes 11: Hello.
Me: Huh? Eh, go away. CLICK.
iTunes 11: HELLO.
Me: I don’t want you. Go away. CLICK.
iTunes 11: You don’t get to do that.
iTunes 11: I’m here to stay. Click me, please.
Me: But that will take forever and you’ll force a restart and WHINE.
iTunes 11: Hello, Clarice.
Me: *eyes computer suspiciously*
iTunes 11: Click me, my precious.
Me: You know, I’ve done this a million times before, and I don’t WANT . . .