Post Office Procrastination - A Guide
By DeBie Hive on December 24, 2012
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What happens when you wait until the last possible minute to ship all your holiday packages? You end up at the post office, impatiently waiting in a long line, so you move to the automated machine, where you end up waiting in another long line, which is where this hilarious post picks up....:
"For your convenience, I'd like to make a list of rules about the post office this time of year. I encourage all postal employees to print this and hang it above the automated postal machine. 1) If you can't work an ATM, don't try to use the machine. 2) If you can't figure out a touchscreen computer, please don't try to use the machine. 3) If you can't read things 18 inches from your face and didn't bring glasses that would make that possible, you can't even see the machine, so don't try to use the machine."
Image credit: Howard Lipin/U-T San Diego via ZUMA Press.
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