So...Are You Watching Mad Men Tonight? Are You? ARE YOU?
[Editor's Note: Don Draper and his sexy band of...banded sexy ad people are back! Missed the first four seasons of Man Men but still drunk on the buzz enough to want to tune in to tonight's season five premiere? Don't worry...The Humor Columnist has got your Cliffs Notes! --Morgan]
Photo by Frank Ockenfels/AMC
Mad Men returns for Season 5 this Sunday night on AMC, and if you’re not watching it, you need to stop whatever stupid thing you’ve been wasting your life on and start. It’s only the best show on television, and I make that bold statement knowing full well that 2 Broke Girls exists.
Need to get caught up? My guess is you don’t have time between now and Sunday night to watch all 39 episodes without risking the loss of major organ function.
This is where I come in.
I’ve recapped the first four seasons of Mad Men. You can thank me by watching good television, you mouth-breather.