The Ten Pound Blitz!
By Bored Housewife Syndrome on January 08, 2013
Okay, so you know how I'm a total lardass, right? Its not false modesty, like I'm a size 4 and I'm like, "My butt is too big! I hate my thighs!" No, I'm a lardass, pure and simple.I don't have any desire to be a size 4. I don't think I'm meant to be thin. I was thin a couple of times in my life, not dangerously thin or anything, but deliciously thin, and you know what? Screw that noise. . . .