The Tooth Fairy is an Asshole and other True Tales
By Ashley Quite Frankly on June 20, 2014
I hate the tooth fairy.I'm typically the parent who loves the magic of childhood. Well, by "loves" I mean "indulges extravagantly and creatively while bitching about it most of the time" (fucking Elf on the Shelf). That's the stuff that lights me up as a parent, the fun and imagination and silliness and the complaints about the resultant mess and effort.But the tooth fairy can kiss my ass. . . .
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