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Now Big Kid is home sick from school so I think it's safe to say that I will never spend another minute in my house alone ever again for the rest of my life. I will never know the sound of complete silence or the joy of wandering around in various states of undress able to watch anything from Lifetime movies to nearly pornographic HBO series while eating ice cream unashamedly for lunch.My life as an individual is over forever because none of these people can or will go to their places.PEOPLE, WE NEED TO GO TO OUR PLACES AND MY PLACE IS HERE.

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