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Why Does My Daughter Know the Term Booty Call?

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[Editor's Note: There are things you don't expect to have to explain to your children until they are older. Sometimes we're forced to answer questions earlier than we plan because things happen in our lives or our children are introduced to concepts beyond their years by their own peers. Angela at Slaughterhouse Rules recently had to tackle one that I hope to avoid for quite some time -- and you might be surprised where she learned the term. Have you had to explain the term "booty call" to your kids? -Jenna]

How the Word "Booty Call" Was a Big Part of My Morning:

Today Booty Call“Hey Mom? What’s a booty call?”

I’m pretty sure time stopped.

I stared at her, wide-eyed, for a good five seconds before I could find my voice and asked, “WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT WORD?”

(Which… by the way, was TOTALLY the wrong response. For future situations, my reaction will be one of non-alarm. Alarm only piques curiosity. Lesson learned.)

She just stared back at me with a face that said, “Ok. I’ve accidentally wandered onto shaky ground. How can I put this thing in reverse?”

By this time, Estella Dru has overheard and, because of my response, is now curious as well and fully inserts herself into the conversation with, “Booty call? How can you call a booty?”

Photo Credit: pasa.

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Polish Mama on the Prairie
Polish Mama on the Prairie

Merrilee, we call that "butt dialing" in my house. But I could make this work. Thanks!

Merrilee Snyder
Merrilee Snyder

A booty call is when you sit on your phone and accidentally call someone. Piece of cake.

Polish Mama on the Prairie
Polish Mama on the Prairie

*choke* Beth. wooooooooooooow.

Beth Merenda McKee
Beth Merenda McKee

Oh, and my sons asked me what "rape" was recently.

Beth Merenda McKee
Beth Merenda McKee

Thanks to pop music, our kids might know what a menage a trois is even. Scary.

Erin Cox
Erin Cox

Oy. Sadly, many nail polish brands have even worse names for their polishes.

Hailey Stuckart
Hailey Stuckart

Like when my daughter asked me what Sexy meant after reading my *Big Sexy Hair* Shampoo bottle...{she's 7} sigh

Carmen Staicer
Carmen Staicer

This story reminds me of the time that my 11 year old son told me he'd wondered what a "Disco Stick" was, and so he, um, googled it.

Kat Zvodar Graham
Kat Zvodar Graham

haha ummm yes. Urban Decay & NARS are terrible with that. The most universally flattering blush in the world is NARS "orgasm"......... Gorgeous color, but I just can't bring myself to buy it!