Why I Should Never Clean
By Bird on the Street on December 04, 2012
Featured BlogHer Network Post
In this hilarious post, a woman aptly justifies why she should never be allowed to dust, scrub or even wipe away her family's relentless clutter and filth:
"One of the main reasons I shouldn’t clean is because somewhere in the middle of my cleaning I will inevitably get obsessed with the idea of cleaning whatever machine it is that I’m using (meta-cleaning, if you will). That’s actually how I kind of broke my dish washer, but it’s fixed now so I’m not gonna dwell on the gallon of water that ended up on the floor that time. Where was I? Oh yes. The cleaning of cleaning machines. It’s a thing that I have. I guess deep down I feel like something can’t possibly be cleaning very well if it isn’t clean."
Image credit: solarnu via Flickr, Creative Commons.
Read more from Why I Should Never Clean at Bird on the Street
More Like This
Most Popular on BlogHer
By Lori Luna
Sparkling ICE is a bold flavored sparkling water that truly delivers on taste and contains just the right amount of fizz. Read our bloggers' posts and get more details on how you can enter the Flavor Face Off plus find out more about the delicious flavors that Sparkling ICE has to offer. Read more
Most Popular on Work/Life
Recent Comments on Work/Life