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Spoiler Alert! The Wakefield Twins Are Back in Sweet Valley Confidential

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Sweet Valley ConfidentialWhen it was announced that Francine Pascal was releasing an update to the Sweet Valley story, Sweet Valley Confidential, we squeed and started the countdown to release day. Just what are those twins up to in their twenties? The book release day has come -- I've read the it and I'm here with the scoop and the spoilers. It was fabulously horrible. Or maybe horribly fabulous. One can never be sure which when talking about Sweet Valley.

In the sneak peek of Sweet Valley Confidential released by the publisher last fall, we picked up a few facts. We knew that Elizabeth was in New York City, struggling to make it as a journalist. We knew that she was single and sometimes had casual sexual encounters that ended in tears. She was barely speaking to anyone from Sweet Valley and most certainly not speaking to Jessica. Jessica had done something, yet again, to betray her -- but this time it was serious. It was also revealed that her new best friend is her one-time would-be rapist, Bruce Patman. Yes, 1Bruce1! Closer to the release date, it was revealed that there was going to be a wedding and that one character was going to come out of the closet.

You want to know what happens don't you? Well, I'm going to do something I never do. I'm going to tell you. This post is full of spoilers. I know I already said that but I'm warning you again. If you don't want to read the spoilers you need to run away from this post right now because I'm going to tell you all about it. Yes, all.

Let's get this out of the way. Everyone reading the sneak peek of the first chapter figured they knew exactly what was going on with Jessica and Elizabeth. Jessica slept with Todd. Elizabeth found out. Everything exploded and Elizabeth ran away.

If that is what you thought are you absolutely, 100% correct. The only thing that was a surprise to me was that it wasn't a one time thing and they had a full-blown affair. It just took Elizabeth five years to find out. She went on living with Todd, building her journalism career and preparing for their wedding -- completely oblivious.

Jessica, having annulled her marriage to Mike back in university, (which means it never existed right?), and then having the affair with Todd in their last year at Sweet Valley University, goes on to marry super-rich dude Regan Wollman in her mid-twenties. After only six months she decides she doesn't actually love him and the age difference, (he's 42), is more of a problem than she thought it would be. He's jealous and possessive, so in true Jessica-fashion, her leaving him involves hiding in the backseat of a taxi as it speeds its way to the airport in Nice where she hops a flight back to the US and Elizabeth. And to Todd.

Todd and Jessica being in the same house together is too much. Bruce knows about Todd and Jessica but can't bring himself to tell Elizabeth. He wants to, desperately, but can't bring himself to crush her like that. He wonders if it's too self-serving because, of course, he's in love with her and has been since she stayed by his side when his parents died in a horrible car crash. He's just on the cusp of telling her at the Dairi Burger, I'm sorry I mean Napkin, when Ken Matthews, (NFL star quarterback and married to Lila Fowler), rushes in to tell them that Winston is dead!

Oh Winston. Poor, poor Winston. I always liked the guy. He was the schmuck in high school that you always knew would hit his stride in college and then become successful. He did. He and Bruce had a company together, (a dot-com -- after all, we are talking California here), and made a small fortune when they sold it. Winston lived large and friendless. His business partnership with Bruce didn't end well and while he and Todd were once best friends, that friendship crashed and burned when Winston discovers that Todd cheated on Liz with Jessica. Fueled by alcohol, he tumbles head first off his balcony. No one knows if it was intentional or not.

Bruce and Elizabeth rush home to tell Todd and Jessica about Winston. Elizabeth, being so upset about the news, totally misses that Todd and Jessica were

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sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

I didn't believe the Winston thing either. It's the whole "money changes people" thing. So I struggled between a reaction of "But it's Winston" and thinking that yeah, I can kind of see him almost wanting to be a jerk to the people who treated him so badly in high school. But then I come back to it being Winston.

Todd & Jessica - explained as they mostly pretended to hate each other because they were secretly attracted to each other.

I think that overall (besides having everyone be together because it's easier) she was going for the whole people aren't the same when they are grown up as they are in high school thing.

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

You are revisiting a piece of your adolescence. That's fun, not embarrassing.

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

What She Said 5 pts

An alcoholic Winston dies friendless and alone? Ken marries LILA? Steven cheats on Cara? And most of all... Todd and Jessica???

While I don't have a problem with a sequel to the SVH series shattering the image of the Wakefields as the "perfect" family, none of these things seem even remotely believable. Everyone always liked Winston. Steven was loyal and dependable. I have no problem with him being gay, but I don't see him having affairs. Nice guy Ken was the polar opposite of self-centered Lila. And Todd and Jessica? Todd couldn't STAND Jessica!

It all just seems like shock value for the sake of... well, shock value.

Actually, the most believable aspect to the whole book, it sounds like, is Elizabeth and Bruce getting together. Sure, Bruce had a checkered past but Regina made him a better person and, if I recall, he and Elizabeth eventually became good friends.

OK, I know way too much about this series.

Maybe if I close my eyes and put my fingers in my ears and sing, "Lalalalala," I can pretend like I never read this and the sweet innocence of my beloved SVH series will still be preserved, LOL.

Kristin (@SaidKristin ( http://twitter.com/#%21/SaidKristin )) blogs about everything from parenting to social media to stink bugs at her virtual mind dump, What She Said ( http://twss-blog.blogspot.com )

amadisonmom 5 pts

I have to first say I just totally scrolled past your post to avoid the spoilers (haha).

I just started reading Sweet Valley Confidential today. I'm about 4 chapters in and can say that I absolutely already agree with the fabulously horrible... er, horribly fabulous? I'm slightly embarrassed to actually admit I'm reading it. But, after reading the original series as they came out there was no way I could miss this one.

sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

It was fun to step back to the 1980s. Even though it's set in the current day (references to Facebook/Twitter). But we don't pay attention to silly things like chronological consistency in Sweet Valley. ;-)

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

Come back and let me know what you think!

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

MrsQ 5 pts

I loved those books. I am excited to read it.

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LiteMochaMom 5 pts

I'm not reading your whole post because I don't want to spoil it. No matter how terrible it is I will read it!

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sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

I would not want my life to be like anyone's in Sweet Valley.

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

fitfabulousforever 5 pts

Thank you for this trip down memory lane. My daughter was a big fan of the Wakefield Twins back in the late 80's...I think it was. I just had to send her the post as she is single and living in the Big Apple. Although I think her life is much less, well let's just say, "Messy"!

Gale Compton

sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

You know you want to read it. ;-) And really I think it's worth it for that whole scene at Grandma's birthday party. I believe I failed to mention in the review that the party was at the Sweet Valley Country Club.

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

I know that you will enjoy the horrible fabulousness of it.

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

It was a very Elizabeth book for me. Even though there were parts from other character's perspectives it was very Liz.

Contributing Editor Karen Ballum also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

Tori Jewell 5 pts

I read this article this morning and hoped the summary would keep me from buying the book, but now it is all I can think about. I would really prefer a rewrite where Elizabeth finally snaps, kills Jessica and the end scene is Liz rocking back and forth in a prison cell muttering something about "finally being free". ;)

Tori is the creatrix behind Cellar Door Beauty ( http://cellardoorbeauty.wordpress.com

moonsoar 5 pts

Ha! It sounds as deliciously guilty as I had hoped it would be. I rather need to get my hands on this.

jennifergreene 5 pts

I have to read this book. HAVE TO. I wanted to BE Elizabeth Wakefield when I was growing up!