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Star Trek: The Diaper Generation
There's a new Star Trek movie coming out, which will tell the tales of the early days of the Starship Enterprise crew as they attend Starfleet Academy. Picture it: young Kirk, Spock, and McCoy having romulan ale keg parties. Just like keg parties at any university today, except the strippers are green. They've announced the cast. This, my friends, is how you cast a movie. Eye candy buffet.
Chris Pine is the young, virile, surely sleeping with anything that moves Captain Kirk. Pine has had several parts in various movies and shows, including Six Feet Under, CSI: Miami, and ER.
Zachary Quinto from Heroes and 24 is young Spock. He's been splendid in every role I've seen him in. Even the look is perfect.
Simon Pegg will be playing the role of Scotty. That's Shaun from Shaun of the Dead. I wonder if there will be any zombies in outer space. Nicely cast, though; he does a great deadpan.
Eric Bana will be playing the role of Nero. I don't know who Nero is. But Eric Bana's hot.
Read the rest - including pictures! - at ThreeSeven.