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Stephenie Meyer's The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner

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When Stephenie Meyer announced that she was publishing a novella, The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, I rolled my eyes and swore I wasn’t going to read it. Nope. Nuh-uh. Not doing it. I should have known better. I said the same thing about Breaking Dawn, and that only lasted two days. I’ve read it, and darn it all, I liked Bree.

I was uncertain about The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner. Why should I care about one of Victoria’s newborns? I didn’t even remember who Bree was. Eclipse was my least favorite of Meyer’s novels. Mostly I wondered if I would miss out on something major if I didn’t read it. That was really what broke me. I knew I had waited too long to even begin thinking about getting it from the library. If I got on the request list, I might get lucky and get it this year (unlikely but possible). I didn’t want to buy it, because all my books are currently in boxes, and I don’t want to have to start packing yet another box of books. Thankfully, Stephenie Meyer gave me an out and has made The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner available for free online until July 5, 2010. Unfortunately you can only read it on your computer, no phones or ebook readers.

Once I got over my disappointment that I couldn’t read it on my iPhone, I settled down with my laptop, ready for my sparkly vampire fix. Stephenie Meyer has a peculiar talent for making me like her stories. I don’t particularly like her writing, and for the first few pages of any of her books, I tend to moan and complain about the language she uses and the phrases that she likes to repeat. But then something happens, and I stop noticing. I get into the characters and what is happening to them, and the language and repetition fall away. I get lost in the story.

The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner started off slowly for me. I wasn’t sure that I’d get lost in it. I found Bree kind of annoying, and as for the others, Bree could barely keep them straight so I had no chance. Little by little though, Bree chipped away at me, and then I was there. I was in the story and anxiously noticing how few pages I had until the end. I knew what was going to happen. I had read Eclipse, and while I didn’t remember it very well, Meyer’s introduction jogged my memory enough that I figured out who Bree was ... and what her fate would be. I wanted Bree to have a different ending. I liked her, darn it!

Meyer states in her introduction that Bella was never going to have a normal newborn vampire experience. It’s part of what attracted to her Bree and caused Bree’s story to come forward. On one hand, as Nadia says, it was nice to get the perspective of a vampire who wasn’t part of the Cullen coven. However, I don’t think Bree was a “normal” newborn either. She was often too controlled and always distancing herself from the meaner and rowdier vamps that were part of her coven. She wasn’t like them. We only get a little taste of what normal, that is mean and nasty, vampires are like, and as Tez says, they need to get over themselves.

[...] these vamps have a sense of entitlement: It was the same way he chose us. Meals and gods, both coming from the dregs. Keep a lid on it, kids – you’re just vamps; not gods. And not ninjas, either, however you may wish.

Would I have missed out on anything if I hadn’t read it? I’ll let Alison take that question.

As a Twilight fan, did we find out anything new from Bree Tanner? I won't spoil anything for you, but I think we gain one key piece of information that we were hidden from before. I wish we knew even more about this tidbit, but it definitely adds another layer to the Volturi.

The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner isn’t an important book in the series, but it’s not a bad one. It’s a fun diversion, and I’m not sorry I read it. Now if only Stephenie Meyer would finish writing and publish Midnight Sun ... I can at least hope, right?

Contributing Editor Sassymonkey also blogs at Sassymonkey and Sassymonkey

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sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

I'd never have gotten Vampire Bella. I kind of liked Vampire Bella.

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sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

No matter how hard I try it seems. lol

Contributing Editor Sassymonkey also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

Denise 9 pts moderator

The Volturi should have killed Bella and left Bree alive. hah

~Denise
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JennaHatfield 10 pts

Thanks to sassymonkey's review, I'm going to go ahead and ask to borrow this one, Mandy. Can I get it from you when I get home?

Thanks!

Jenna Hatfield (@FireMom ( http://twitter.com/FireMom )), from Stop, Drop and Blog ( http://stopdropandblog.com ) and The Chronicles of Munchkin Land ( http://thechroniclesofmunchkinland.com ), is a freelance writer and newspaper photographer.

@rdweatherly 5 pts

I pre-ordered the book and devoured it immediately. Regardless of how I feel about the specific words Stephanie uses, she can create characters like few authors. I love them. I am drawn to them.

I remembered Bree from Eclipse, and reading her story did the same for me as it has for so many. I really wanted a different ending for her. And I agree with fouragainsttwo, that her "talk" with Edward at the end was illuminating. And it made me love Edward all the more.

So I'm a sucker. I've loved vampires since I was a kid, and Stephanie Myers has created a family of them I can't resist.

sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

When I read Eclipse I honestly didn't give a hoot what happened to her but after reading Bree Tanner I do wish she hadn't had to die. Although I don't think she ever would have really adapted to the Cullens vegetarian way of life.

Contributing Editor Sassymonkey also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

sassymonkey 6 pts moderator

For Henrietta Lacks. I'm way, way down on the list for it.

I read it online. It's not such a bad way to read it.

Contributing Editor Sassymonkey also blogs at Sassymonkey ( http://sassymonkey.ca ) and Sassymonkey Reads ( http://sassymonkeyreads.ca ).

fouragainsttwo 6 pts

I'm not proud. I immediately bought it and read it and loved it. I wish she didn't have to die in the end, but knowing how the end went down at the end (talking with Edward) was great!

Mandy W.

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Denise 9 pts moderator

I said that too and might have stuck to my guns... for awhile... but TW asked for it so I reserved it at the library and it's on the shelf now. Or maybe RJ has it in her room (or on her beach trip?) --- it's next on my TBR list, after I finish Henrietta Lacks.

Damn Stephenie Meyer.

~Denise
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Life. Flow. Fluctuate.