Taming Monsters

Here’s all you need to know about my me/my blog in five.

  • I ate rainbow chip frosting for lunch yesterday. And dinner.
  • I haven’t slept in years. This is glaringly apparent when I try to think deep. 
  • I will hide under frozen turkeys to avoid running into people in the grocery store. Frostbite? Better than awkward conversation.
  • I love my husband and my babe. They are both cooler than I am. Score.
  • Family motto growing up, “A family that breaks and enters together, does time together.”  Bam.

Really, if you enjoy laughing at the harmless misfortune of other's, specifically me, c'mon over.