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Tattoo Tragedy

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CNN Anderson Cooper’s RidicuList recently tackled tattoos.

Apparently, some people are sporting misspelled slogans.

Examples abound. Cooper explained Hockey star Brad Marchand has” StaRley” Cup “ChampiAns” in ink on his arm. A young woman wears “Sweet PEE” tatted across her lower back.

Um, “Sweat Pea,” the term of endearment/garden flower might have been what she was after. Unless she was having an “I pee and I’m proud moment.”

A skinny young man has “EXREME” in lovely, elaborate gothic script on his chest. No “T.” Maybe he is a former “Reme?”

The tat needle does not have a spellchecker.

Now, please don’t jump on my head. I don’t mind if you tattoo whatever artwork, slogan, or Chinese character you’d like, anywhere on your body you’d like. You have that right; tattoo artists have a right to make a living. None of my business. 

I will defend to death your right to tattoo. May the road rise up to meet you and may the wind be always at your back*, tickling the scales of the dragon tattoo you got in Cancun. Truly.

Further, just because I’m an English teacher doesn’t mean I’m on the Spelling Police squad. I misspell, too. Sometimes in letters 3 inches high on the (erasable) white board, in front of 25 students. Hey, it ain’t easy thinking, talking, writing, and wondering why that student in the front row is texting an order for a pizza on his smart phone. Yes, I just wrote ain’t. Spellcheck underlined it in red.

When that one sweet little student raises her hand to suggest I may have spelled in error, my pat response is “So glad you caught that! I was just checking to see if anyone was paying attention!” Administered with a smile, this tactic has gotten me out of several spelling mishaps.

But if a person goes through the pain, expense, pain, commitment,  and pain of getting a tattoo, wouldn’t it  be a good idea to take the time, pause a moment, and spell it correctly? Shouldn’t the tattoo artist care enough to check the spelling?

Because after all, in today’s competitive job market, an employer may not mind visible tats, but she may care deeply about the veracity of one’s claim to have “attention to detail.”

Especially when “I’M AWSOME” is blazoned across one’s forearm.

What do you think? Does spelling matter more in some situations than others? In the age of autocorrect and spell check, is spelling dead?

 For a view of tattoos in law enforcement, check out the Bad Luck Detective post at:

http://www.blogher.com/tattoos-and-crime-stupidity-that%E2%80%99s-okay

 *From the Irish blessing:

May the road rise up to greet you, may the wind be always at your back, may the sun shine warm upon your face, may the rain fall soft upon your fields, and until we meet again may God hold you in the palm of his hand.

Melanie

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Forever 17 78 pts

I have a friend that tatted the Chinese symbol for Love ( or as she thought) on the back of her neck, turned out that it said Dog, cracks me up to this day, sad but funny. "Hey that's beautiful what does it mean?" "DOG"

isthisthemiddle 185 pts

Forever 17 Oh, my heck-- that would so happen to me if I tried to get a tattoo! At least it looks pretty, and they are man's best friend, right? Thanks for the chuckle!

SanaeTriest 7 pts

it cracks me up to no end to read incorrectly spelled words in foreign languages. my favorite is arabic, since it's not a language many people can speak/spell...i do so love the look on one's face when i read his/her tattoos. yeah no, buddy, that's totally not what that says. whoops! (purposefully refusing to use capitalization is a whole other story ;)

isthisthemiddle 185 pts

SanaeTriest Ha-ha! I remember a Seinfeld episode where a guy got a tattoo of a Chinese character that he thought meant one thing (brave warrior or something), and then he found out it was the symbol from a Chinese take-out menu for some kind of chicken dish. Uh-oh. That would so happen to me. I would definitely enlist a language expert before I had a tattoo done. But I do tend to over-think!

Bad Luck Detective 19 pts

I will now look at tattoos in a different light. I never cared for them but now, I will read and look for errors. What a fun thing to comment on when booking someone into jail. Thank you!

victorias_view 430 pts

Bad Luck Detective I think your comment just made my morning :O

isthisthemiddle 185 pts

Oh that is too funny-- you will probably see enough to give Anderson Cooper another RidicuList! Bad Luck Detective _

HomeRearedChef 203 pts

Wow! And WOW! (I did spell all this correctly, I hope? LOL!)

I've heard and seen way too many horror stories on tattoos gone horribly wrong. That is why I could never trust just anyone...why I wouldn't take a chance. Hey, but this is me talking. Every knows I a afraid of everything!

isthisthemiddle 185 pts

Please know that I don't scan anyone's blog posts for spelling errors. :-) I make too many mistakes myself! But gosh, if a tattoo is only 2-3 words, why not be sure? Look it up on the "smart phone," right? Isn't there a tattoo artist code of ethics (kidding, only kidding)? HomeRearedChef _

HomeRearedChef 203 pts

But seriously, they should be using spell check! isthisthemiddle

isthisthemiddle 185 pts

HomeRearedChef I do agree. So am I a spelling snob now? Uh-oh. :) You have given me renewed resolve to keep my standards high with my students. I do tend to get a little worn out chasing down spelling & grammar in college students. They will appreciate it in the long run, hopefully.

That's wonderful about your grandsons, too!

isthisthemiddle 185 pts

Just heard this morning on Morning Express with Robin Meade that spelling was being eliminated as a class in one school. So maybe spelling is on the way out?

victorias_view 430 pts

@isthisthemiddle I hope not! That would be ridiculous! Kids need to learn to spell. How will they function in the workplace if they can't write with a pen and notepad? There are times when we can't always rely on spell check.

HomeRearedChef 203 pts

victorias_view And I have found that we shouldn't rely on spell check either. isthisthemiddle

isthisthemiddle 185 pts

victorias_viewisthisthemiddle Thinking about it, there are situations where the correct word with the correct spelling could be a matter of life and death-- in the health care field, for instance. You're right. Thanks for getting me to think about this beyond the silliness. :)

HomeRearedChef 203 pts

And if that is true, how sad for our children! My grandsons are both on the dean's list for top readers and spellers! isthisthemiddle

victorias_view 430 pts

HomeRearedChefisthisthemiddle Very true! It can never get certain words straight!

victorias_view 430 pts

If you are getting a tattoo it is necessity to double check the spelling :)