Ten Things I have Done While Sitting On A Toilet

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1. Breastfed my baby

2. Held my daughter as she freaked out during a thunderstorm, because she jumped up on my lap mid stream

3. painted my toenails (when else do I have time?)

4. plucked my eyebrows

5. fought with my husband

6. played pat-a-cake

7. talked on the phone

8. wrote emails

9. read something

10. addressed thank you notes

All right, so numbers 7-9 aren't that original or creative, but that is all I could come up with. Maybe one day I can get some REAL alone time. Time by myself. The door closed. No one banging on the door or yelling my name. No one crying like the world is ending because they are not watching me go to the bathroom.

But what makes up for this lack of privacy? Everytime I flush, my daughter waves at the toilet, says "Bye bye, peepee" and waves. Funny enough that I don't really mind the invasion.

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Sarahc 5 pts

Oh how funny, the things that become routine to a mother!

Waking Sophie

Denise 11 pts moderator

Click the subject/title of your post and if you are logged in there is a shaded out "edit" button in the top right corner of your post. It's clickable. :-)

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MommaMary 5 pts

If you're logged in and view your post, you should see an "edit" button in the upper right hand corner (just to the right of the title). (I think. Denise will probably see this later and give you better instructions.. She's awesome like that!)

that whole BF while your on the toity can be hard.. I've done it. Several times... :)

Jooshy 5 pts

Hi,

Does anyone know how to edit something once it is posted?

Thanks!