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Just who is the Nazi who invented this hairstyle?
Granted, Bossy holds a grudge against any hairdo that isn’t falling out of bed and tah-dah! Bossy has never been good at hair, maybe because she is actually a man.
In whatever case, Bossy’s daughter is taking ballet lessons for the first time this year, an activity she will engage in twice a week after school —- not that Bossy’s readers wouldn’t have found out in their own time, as Bossy’s vile curses project over all the land while she tries to wrestle the alligator that is Bossy’s daughter’s hair.
Come along with Bossy as she attempts to create a ballet bun for her daughter. Note: this is a simulation. Bossy’s daughter knows better than to place Bossy in charge of her ballet hair without many days of practice.
The first problem: Bossy had no hair gel to waste use in this bun experiment. Creating a slight breach of etiquette, Bossy moved directly to the rubber band step:
Next it was time for Bossy to begin with the twisting and the pinning and the oyveying:
There was no other recourse than to call in the Delightful One who has been taking ballet a few days shy of forever. The intent was a hands-on tutorial in bunning. She began by twisting:
And then she poked, tucked, stabbed, secured, smoothed, jabbed, and pinned:
It was all over in seconds and then the family stood back and marveled at the plethora of firmly held hair:
Later today Bossy will attempt to recreate this bun, and about that, Bossy can sum up her fear of hair pins in this way: Why couldn’t Bossy’s daughter like soccer? No Nazi hairstyles there.
You can find Bossy over at her place, i am bossy. Don't even knock, she's always there.
