Things Should Cost What They Cost
I can’t coupon. I’m too stupid to coupon. It’s true. Any time I try to save myself some money - be it by using discount codes or signing up for junk mail to get a special deal - I mess it up, end up paying at least full price, and wasting hours of my time. Then I get the glorious after-effects, which usually involve five emails a day trying to entice me to buy more crap I don’t need for prices I won’t get.
I even managed to mess up Groupon. Somehow I signed up for Orlando Groupon. I don’t live in Orlando. Not to mention, I never even bought anything through them, meaning I’m getting their deals (ie. junk mail) in my box three or four times a day and I never even saved 90 percent on anything ever.