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Things You Admit at Work: I've Never Had a Big Mac

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A McDonald's Big Mac and a small side of fries, containing a combined 1,200 mg of sodium, almost half of the daily recommendation, is seen at a McDonald's restaurant in New York on January 11, 2010. The city's health department is calling on food manufacturers to lower the amount of salt levels used in their food stating the health risks associated with the high intake. UPI/Monika Graff Photo via Newscom

Or a Whopper. Or any burger bigger than a single patty at any fast food restaurant I can think of. There's a story behind it.

After reading (BlogHer community manager) Denise's post about waiting in line for the iPhone, I asked her if the Whopper she'd waited for hours to get overseas had been worth it. And then I admitted I've never had one.

I said it sort of in passing in our editorial meeting, and there was an awkward pause. I started thinking about it. "You should blog that," said (managing editor) Julie, who also admitted she's never seen a firefly, which blows my Midwestern mind and now helps me understand why my cousin from California was so obsessed with fireflies when we were kids.

I didn't think it was all that weird, but now I'm flummoxed. Is it weird? The more I write this, the weirder I think I might be.

So here's the thing: When I was a kid growing up in small-town Iowa, we didn't have them fancy McDonald's right close. In high school, my friends and I used to use our open study hall (you could leave campus for an hour if you had a certain GPA) and drive as fast as we could to the neighboring, larger town (23 miles away) and drive through Taco Bell, then race back scarfing Nachos Bell Grande all the way home. We could make it with about two minutes to spare if we hit all the lights.

We got a Hardee's when I was near graduation, I think, and I still remember the first time I was able to drive through someplace in my own town and get French fries.

It was a magic moment.

But short-lived.

I developed anorexia in my senior year of high school. There were no Big Macs, no Whoppers, no French fries. There were apples. And rice cakes.

I started slowly recovering in college, but in order to control (in my mind) my intake of fat, I went vegan. I stayed vegan for about seven years or so, then eased into vegetarianism (was still there when I started blogging) and only really began eating meat again around the time my daughter was born. I don't remember when it was, exactly. So there was a span of about fifteen years in which burgers were not part of my life. At all.

Now they totally are, but there is some odd, post-recovery part of my brain that is convinced fast food is somehow more fattening than oh, say, cheesecake, or a gooey burger from a sit-down place. I know, right? Makes no sense. I know it's not necessarily worse -- that really all restaurant meals are a crapshoot, fat- and calorie-wise. I love French fries. I eat French fries a lot. And I'll often order the kid's meal from a fast food restaurant and eat it -- just not a big-girl burger. Can't do it. May die without doing it.

Weird, right?

Is there any mainstream American food you've never eaten? What's the story?

Rita Arens authors Surrender Dorothy and is the editor of Sleep is for the Weak. She is BlogHer's assignment and syndication editor.

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spinneo 5 pts

Great post! It sounds like going vegan at that time in your life was exactly what you needed.

Me: I've never been to Wal-Mart.

kyooty 5 pts

really? no whopper? Even I've had one and I grew up in "we get everything after everyone else" part of Canada. LOL

MealMixer 5 pts

My mother did not cook - so we always ate dinner out. For lunch she made bologna on wonder bread with miracle whip. I've recovered, but my children have never eaten those things!

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meanlouise 5 pts

...when I say I've never eaten a Big Mac. It's like I've just told them I were born with two heads and I had one removed and keep it in a bowling bag in my closet. They nod and smile uncomfortably, but they just don't want to believe it - it upsets the balance of the universe or something.

Mom101 5 pts

The thought of a big mac (or whopper or any other big slimy fast food burger covered in icky sauces and pickles) grosses me out.

But then, I hate those snack cakes with the cream filling. I think I might have picked the chocoate "frosting" off a Hostess cupcake once and eaten that. That's as far as it got.

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kirida 5 pts

I grew up on a tropical island called Saipan which didn't have a McDonalds until '92. The only way to get a Big Mac was to fly to the nearest island, Guam. So it was a big deal to walk into the school cafeteria with a bag of soggy french fries and chicken nuggets because it required air travel to be delivered.

And though now I live in Seattle where there are tons of gourmet restaurants and a plethora of fast food eateries, I will still only go to a McDonalds.

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Rita Arens 7 pts

I usually tell my girl we're going to that sort of place because I don't have time to make a proper dinner. I think moderation is the most important thing -- how often do you go there, you know? If it's once a week, not a big deal. If it's every day or good Lord more than once a day, eek.

Rita Arens authors Surrender Dorothy and is the editor of Sleep is for the Weak. She is BlogHer's assignment and syndication editor.

Julie Ross Godar 5 pts

I remember in the '80s the kids would doctor their In N Out Burger bumper stickers to delete the B and the R.

Rita Arens 7 pts

Usually when we have to grab dinner on the run, we go to a sandwich place, like Subway or Quizno's or a local place. I still hate eating in the car, but it doesn't feel quite so rushed if you at least saw your sandwich being made.

Rita Arens authors Surrender Dorothy and is the editor of Sleep is for the Weak. She is BlogHer's assignment and syndication editor.

Julie Ross Godar 5 pts

They don't exist in Cali (well, they do in the Safeway freezer section and I tried that and it was GROSS). I sought them out specifically on a trip to NY. Not my favorite...I think you have to grow up with them, much like the Big Mac.

Rita Arens 7 pts

It's odd, but a small, plain hamburger or even cheeseburger is often the lowest-calorie thing on the menu. Sometimes the lowest fat. You can eat about anywhere in a pinch, but I think the kids' meal is the way to go.

Rita Arens authors Surrender Dorothy and is the editor of Sleep is for the Weak. She is BlogHer's assignment and syndication editor.

Rita Arens 7 pts

When Chic-fil-a came to KC, my co-workers made a trek to go eat at it, even though it was nowhere near where we worked.

Rita Arens authors Surrender Dorothy and is the editor of Sleep is for the Weak. She is BlogHer's assignment and syndication editor.

Rita Arens 7 pts

I avoid them based on the name. Rita Arens authors Surrender Dorothy and is the editor of Sleep is for the Weak. She is BlogHer's assignment and syndication editor.

Denise 12 pts moderator

I think that's the biggest food regret we have about living in Chicagoland. No Chic-fil-a.

~Denise
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JennaHatfield 13 pts

I've never had:

Chick-fil-A
White Castle
Rally's
Sonic
In-and-Out Burger

But now I want a Whopper even though I don't eat fast food burgers/chicken sandwiches/etc anymore. Sigh.

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Julie Heinrich 5 pts

I think it is wrong to make it a "treat" to take your children to McDonalds or any other fast food restaurant. I teach my daughter to make healthy eating choices. If I teach her that fast food is a "treat", then when she is older and earning her own money, will she think that she should "treat" herself all the time because she works hard for her money?

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Amanda_Magee 5 pts

I'm not a fast food fan, I've had the McDonald's Big Mac, but not in 20 years.I, too, am a graduate of the Eating Disorder University. The years between 18 and 24 are a blur of blue pills, different broths and rye crackers and thinning hair and missed periods.
I am healthy now, unafraid of fats or calories, but I find the idea of meal-by-window incomprehensible. I don't talk about it because I realize for many families it is far more normal to hit the drive-thru for a quick bite or a weekly treat. I just can't do it, feels so very wrong.

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Denise 12 pts moderator

Like I've never had an In and Out burger and I really want one. It's never been convenient when I've been in the bay area but someday I'll make it convenient.

~Denise
BlogHer Community Manager
Life. Flow. Fluctuate.

Denise 12 pts moderator

See that is weird, if you grew up near one. There are a lot of people who haven't had Krystal's or White Castle because there's not one near them. But to have one in your own backyard and not have tried one... yep, that's odd.

Street food, that's a little odd but many people avoid street food so I think that's not quite as unusual. :-)

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Denise 12 pts moderator

I don't even know what an Awesome Blossom is and PF Chang's might be a big chain but it's not everywhere. I'd never eaten there til we moved here.

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feelingbeachie 6 pts

I have never had white castle. The other night my nieces and nephews were over, and we started talking about fast food burgers and they were shocked with this fact, especially since there was one only a few miles from where I grew up.....Also, even though I grew up in NY I never ate a hot dog from a street vendor.

Also, as for the kid meals, I do the exact same thing! I just can't bring myself to order a grown up meal either. After I have my kid meal, I always have eater’s guilt, and ask myself what I did. However, if I eat a gigantic burger at home or at any other type of restaurant, I don’t give it another thought.

thedietbookjunkie 5 pts

don't worry Rita, we all have our food beliefs that make no sense. (i'm probably with you on that one: cheesecake WAY more healthier than fast food. i mean, a girl needs her calcium and all....)

in my own attempt at healthy living, i haven't had McDonalds or Burger King in 15 years. not as impressive as 'never' but still, pretty good i reckon.

Julie Ross Godar 5 pts

Unless firefly poppers are mainstream in the Midwest.

Hmmm. I have never had an Awesome Blossom. I have never eaten at PF Chang's. Do those count?