Three Words I Hate
By Reticula on February 08, 2012
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I was watching The Voice tonight when Christina Aguilera said, "For whatever reason...." And for whatever reason, I cringed. My eyes involuntarily squinted. I wanted to stab somebody with my red pen. I hope to never hear those three words uttered together again.
Are there certain 3-word combinations that make you want to stuff your panties in your ears? It probably wouldn't surprise anybody to know I have thousands dozens. Here are a few of my least favorites, without unnecessary explanation:
- That being said...
- ...thought to myself...
- To be fair...
- You've really grown.
- Don't touch that.
- Eat your liver.
- No more chocolate.
- No more dessert.
- No more (fill in the blank ).
- She's so old.
You used four words, Cookie Monster. Four awful, hurtful, selfish, unnecessary words. Go sit in the corner, bitch, and think about what you said.
To be fair, I can also think of three words I dig hearing together. Words like
- I love you.
- I want you.
- Here, let me.
- Damn, you're big.
- You're so sexy.
- Breakfast is served.
- Want a cookie?
Awwww. I don't care if you can't count as long as you give me cookies. C'mere, you big monster, you.
Those are my short lists. Did I miss any 3-word combinations you hate? Want to hear every day of your life? Don't give a shit about?
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