Throws Like A Girl


While walking out of an establishment today, I overheard a conversation.

A man was discussing opening day pitches. He brought up the President's weird throw from yesterday, the horrific and most notable "worst pitch ever" by our own Mayor Mark Mallory, and then he talked about Mariah Carey.

"Well that, " he said, "was because she's a girl."

"Well that," I thought, "was because she's MARIAH CAREY!"

I didn't stick around to see if he talked about when Mark Wahlberg hit a guy in the butt.


And oh yeah... Elian Gonzalez alert. After 10 years he's back in the news. Apparently now he's a fine and upstanding "young citizen of the Castro regime." Great.


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