Every six months or so, we clean the house whether it needs it or not. Some people call it "vacuuming", or "doing the dishes" and claim to do it every week. We laugh at their silliness that we refer to as "spring cleaning".

I don't know which moron designed this faucet, but I'll bet it was someone who never cleans the house -- can I get an Amen? I will further submit that (read the rest)