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1) Kate Gosselin: Buy the wig and tie like eight baby dolls to your legs and waist and keep screaming at men near you, “Why aren’t you listening to me!” or “Heeelloooo!”
2) Pink Slip: It’s a bad economy, you’re poor. Buy a pink slip and carry the classifieds or pin them to your outfit.
3) One Night Stand: All you need is a man’s dress shirt two sizes too big, mussed hair and a pair of sexy stilettos. Apply mascara and rub your eyes to look messy. Then do the walk of shame all night long!
4) 80s Girl: You know you still have crap in your closet from the 80s. And a quick trip to Target or Wal Mart will be like a flashback. Girls these days think they’re so original with their torn jeans and spiked hair. Puh-lease.
5) Farrah Fawcett: Wing that hair (or buy a 70s wig) and slip on a red bathing suit top. It’ll be plenty chilly to keep you perky all night!
6) Dirty Dancing: Try a couple costume as Johnny Castle and Baby. If you can get your man to wear black tights and dress shoes, don a pink dress and get a bad perm or just use big curlers to set your hair and make sure nobody puts you in the corner.
7) Julia Child:Bonjour! Simple dress with sleeves, conservative and a cheap apron. Carry a mixing bowl and spoon or a rolling pin and a wine bottle. Or carry her cookbook around.
8 )OctoMom:It’s easy if you have straight black hair. Tie it in a pony tail, smear on big red lips and (like the Kate costume) tie eight baby dolls to your legs and waist or carry them in a bushle.
9) The View: Group costume. I think it would be great if you had friends that would get together on this. Someone as Babwa, Whoopi, Joy, Sherri and annoying Elisabeth. So you need to black friends, two blondes and a red head. Then just spend the night talking over each other like normal!
10) Sonia Sotomayor: Curl your hair (if you’re Latina you might already have a curl) and don an old black graduation gown. Make sure to wear a white collared shirt and maybe carry an old law school book.
