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Top Chef Recap: Snacks on a Plane

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We along with the Top Chef wannabes are treated (?) to the sight of Padma tiptoeing into their rooms, and then, entirely too giddy for that hour of the morning, jumping on their beds, yanking the covers off and chirping "wake up, wake up." After waking them up and parading them out into the living room of their penthouse (fortunately everyone is sufficiently clothed) they find stations awaiting them along with product placed blenders in order for the wannabes to make Padma some breakfast. After grumbling about distaste for cooking breakfast and some manic running after ingredients resulting in a broken bottle of truffle oil, the threat of banana peel style slipping and sliding is never realized.

CJ is tickled by Padma's wake up call and decides to make her crepes since he is certain that all women love crepes.

Hung adds a little alcohol to his breakfast smoothie because he knows Padma likes the secret sauce. Sara is also aware of Padma's fondness for hard sauce but knows that she also likes "healthy food." So Sara makes her egg in the hole with whole grain bread so it's "healthy" and worthy of a top chef.

Hung wins for best use of the blender since he created a dish (the alcohol laced smoothie) which hit Padma's palate in all the right places.  His prize is a cookbook of recipes Padma has "tasted and tested."

The chefs are then given airline tickets to ... New York City!  Whoo hoo, the wannabes are now all excited as they imagine partying hearty in the big apple.  Um, silly wannabes, remember the last time you thought you were going to dance the night away and you ended up cooking in catering trucks with some in painful high heels?

Yeah, right.  They arrive at the Newark airport and are greeted by Padma who then informs them that in order to make it to the island of Manhattan they'll first have to deal with a pesky little elimination challenge.  So the hot nightlife will have to take place at a hotel nearby the airport.

Not surprisingly their challenge the next day is to create a delicious restaurant quality dish for Continental Businessfirst service.  Hung's other prize for winning the Quickfire Challenge is that he gets first pick of protein and then none of the other wannabes can use that choice.

Hung picks sea bass because it's oily and difficult to dry out.

Dale makes a pepper crusted tenderloin.

CJ picks halibut because it's buttery, healthy and filling.

Brian chooses NY strip steak because he sees it as a "rich dish for rich people."  Brian also can't pass up the opportunity to use seafood so he also decides to make a lobster hash.  Brian also has never flown first class before so he seems to think that it actually is like you see on cartoons and sitcoms and so he thinks that first class = biggest hunk of meat you carry out on a plate without it sliding off.

The wannabes are flustered because they didn't know where anything is in the kitchen in a hanger.  Dale, for instance, tries to open a can by hacking at it with a large knife.

After surveying the chefs and finding that 3 of the 6 are making fish, Tom notes that fish is the last thing that he would order on a plane.

The judges for this competition are Padma, Tom, Anthony Bourdain and Jimmy Canora from the "Continental Congress of Chefs" and a passel of top flight attendants.

Brian's ginormous NY strip steak is overcooked and Tony Bourdain claims that his lobster hash has the texture of a doll head or doll hair - it was hard to hear but bad news either way.

Dale's Steak au Poive had very aggressive pepper but one of the flight attendants noted that he liked the kick.  Dale miscounted and is short a steak.  But hey, running out of food or whatever it is you wanted is standard first class experience on most US airlines.

Sara offers salmon with a side of couscous.  It's unevenly cooked and while a couple of flight attendants get some delicious hunks of fish which they enjoy, Tom and Tony get dry, overcooked "cat food."

Hung's sea bass with tomato sauce is tasty and Tom has to eat his "I'd never eat the fish" words and admits that it's good.

CJ's seared halibut and roasted broccolini is a massive failure with Bourdain comparing the roasted veggies to something you'd find in Bob Marley's closet (because Marley is dead so

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Maria Niles 5 pts

Do you like reality TV in general? Bravo has a pretty set competition formula. Top Chef is not as good as Project Runway, better than Top Design, and on par with the surprisingly fun Shear Genius.

I don't know that it would be that appealing just on a foodie level. But on a foodie level, if you find the drama of big name "personality" chefs and either occasionally being dazzled by fantastical concoctions or watching them being humbled by having to cook using ingredients most of us would have in a home kitchen, there is definitely some fun to be had.

You can get a feel for the show if interested by watching clips, seeing recipes and reading the insightful blogs from the judging chefs which give a great glimpse into the realities of being a top chef at http://www.bravotv.com/Top_Chef/index.php

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Kalyn Denny 5 pts

I must be one of the few foodies who's never watched this show!

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Maria Niles 5 pts

I read one interview with CJ and he mentioned that he particularly missed Lia and one of the other contestants but that he'd been to dinner with Sara and some others recently. So I don't think there's any beef with CJ and Sara. I wouldn't be surprised to find, though, that there's some editing going on to make it look like there is.

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Kim Pearson 5 pts

I liked CJ too. He seemed amiable and and all-around good egg. I don't get to watch the show consistently, but I was wondering about one thing. When CJ got the boot, Brian gave him a hug, but he and Sara didn't even look at each other. When they got back to the room and CJ said his final goodbyes, I didn't see Sara. Was there some drama that I missed?

Kim

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Maria Niles 5 pts

Thanks but unfortunately I can't take credit for the punny title - it was the title of the show.

And you're right. It's frustrating to know that our favorites don't win because the producers seemingly change the rules from week to week and keep the contestants we hate around because they think it creates drama and good ratings. I can only hope that these folks like CJ gain some measure of success and opportunity as a result of being on these shows. I remember when I first saw a reality show script - so sad. It takes a lot of fun out of watching knowing just how much the shows are manipulated and controlled.

Thanks for your comment!

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Lisse 5 pts

I am so disappointed that CJ is gone. He was my favorite, although I didn't expect him to win.

The article in which he mentioned that the producers made him send out that broccolini throws another kink into a huge question I have about this show. The contestants are constantly being told not to serve something that comes out badly, and yet when they refuse to put out a dish, they are spanked for that too. What is the acceptable alternative? It seems like there isn't one.

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