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Transformers 4: Dark side of the SHEbot

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 After watching the new Transformers movie today with the family, I was annoyed. After two hours, my kids were annoyed with me talking about why I was so annoyed.

Obviously normal "save the world" attire

Since my boys have begged me to  "move on" and stop talking about it, I am going to blog about it!
So here it goes...
DUDE! 
 Don't shoot yet! 
She's just gone to hair and make-up!
Not Cool Man. Not cool.



 I love going to the movies. I love the Transformers movies. I could push logic aside and believe that Cars could change themselves into Robotic crime fighters. I can believe that with the right soundtrack and background music, ANYONE can save the world.

Hey, you never know! I can even tell myself that it is totally possible for a geeky kid, who is just a regular guy to end up with supermodel girlfriends, who just so happen to also fight crime.

I watch my 2 hours at the movies and, just like most people; I am sucked in to this pretend reality. Those darn special effects trick the eye, and so for just a bit, we believe and are we entertained.  
BUT, not today.

What I refuse to accept, or believe, is that those navy seals let the blond supermodel tag along in earths battle to save humanity. Especially since she was in heels. And no girl does ANY crime or robot fighting with her hair down. Period.  Girl, get a robot scrunchie or something!!
Hey! This bunny and I are exactly the same weight!  Neat-O!

How about the opening scene where our supermodel is walking around in the morning in her boyfriend’s shirt and tiny little underwear?! I wont even mention that she has full hair and make-up on.  It's her outfit that is stupid.  Every woman I know is more likely to be up in the morning wearing this basic style: 
Hair in a pony tail, wearing that old def leopard t-shirt she's had since high school.  Well worn pajama bottoms or sweats and warm slippers that say "its good to be queen". 
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Hey Jen 5 pts

hahaha loved it

Her character was my main gripe about the movie.

I am not a fan of Megan Fox, but her character had more going on than this girl's character. The character was vapid and annoying.