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I remember the first time TW forced me to take Airborne, it was not a pleasant experience. It was a trip to Atlanta, to see both Melissa Etheridge and Melissa Ferrick, and I was seriously sick. We went on to call that little illness of mine "The Russian Death Plague" because the Airborne didn't cure me and I have been known to suggest that it made me sicker, probably because it tasted so terrible.
Shortly after that horrid experience, people began to talk about Airborne like it was the best thing since the Polio vaccine and the hype just grew and grew. I just rolled my eyes and mumbled "Disgusting, over-priced vitamins! Go ahead, waste your money!"
Just last week, my son came over to drop off his laundry (which is another story altogether) and started rambling about how he has been taking Airborne regularly and he hasn't been sick all year! Whatever. If he wants to waste his money on Airborne, who am I to complain?
Two days after his soliloquy on the wonders of Airborne, the Airborne lawsuit was settled and I am here to say "I told you so!!!!"
"Airborne is basically an overpriced, run-of-the-mill vitamin pill that's been cleverly, but deceptively, marketed," David Schardt, the group's senior nutritionist, said in a statement.
Now I'm not telling you that you shouldn't continue to buy Airborne, if you like that fizzy taste in your mouth.
I also don't want you to be ashamed for buying Airborne.
I also think you should be respectful of second grade teachers but ask yourself if you'd buy a wonder drug created by YOUR second grade teacher.
If you continue to buy Airborne when you feel sick or if you want to prevent a hangover, well then you just go right ahead.
I'm not buying it and I'm certainly not going to subject myself to that nasty taste. Yuk. No thanks.
~~Denise
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