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There is a big, gaping hole in the Twitterverse, a chasm where a legend once stood.
John Mayer has ditched Twitter.
Once you stop gasping and calm your racing heart, we can talk about this rationally. John Mayer still exists; the man is alive and well, still producing his blues-tinged guitar rifts.
But if John Mayer can up and leave his 3.7 million followers, what is to say Ashton Kutcher wouldn't follow suit? Or Kanye? Or ... I dare not even think it because it would literally tear apart the Internet ... what if Oprah yanked away her 140-character life-changing exclamations? Building up a large numbers of followers simply isn't enough to protect against a person deciding in favour of account deleting.
And forget about celebrities -- what about the Twitterati? What would happen if Guy Kawasaki jumped ship? Who would teach me about hummingbird sex? Or Justin from Shit My Dad Says? HOW WILL I KNOW WHAT HIS DAD SAYS?
Whose tweets would you personally miss most if they left Twitter?
And would you ever hit delete on 3.7 million followers?
Melissa writes Stirrup Queens and Lost and Found. Her book is Navigating the Land of If.















